the JOLLY RED EYE

the JOLLY RED EYE (1:12:31)

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Its XMAS EVE and we shall use the finest in radar technology to track the fat man as he breaks-and-enters his way into the homes of the nice around the world.

And if we're lucky we'll take him out clean with a surface-to-air missile!

I kid, I love Santa. But he owes me a firetruck! Did you think I'd forget Claus?!

After the kids go to bed and you've got the presents out, join us for some fun with friends.

Oh, there WILL be drinking. THE gout be damned!!

Previously, on the RED EYE

  • the UNDEFEATED RED EYE

    the UNDEFEATED RED EYE (1:09:20)

    Its BOWL season again! Do you give two dicks about college football?

    Let's discuss, shall we?

    p.s. don't feel like you have to care about football to play along, i'll also show some clips from Girls Gone WILD!!!

  • the YULETIDE RED EYE

    the YULETIDE RED EYE (1:31:52)

    the FIRST ANNUAL RED EYE OFFICE XMAS PARTY, right here on operator11.com!!!

    Just like an office xmas party, things will start slow and get weird as the liquor flows under the mistletoe.

    Bring your egg nog and your reindeer antlers, best xmas sweater wins a free couch groping from Santa and a xeroxed copy of my junk!

    Be prepared to sing carols and to drunken tell everybody off!

  • the PREHISTORIC RED EYE

    the PREHISTORIC RED EYE (1:03:52)

    DINOSAURS!!!!!

    Some people believe they were around when Jesus was, just how crazy are those people? Why did those big-ass lizards go extinct anyway? Is the devil a velociraptor?
    Whats your favorite dinosaur? Wasn't Jurassic Park scary? Isn't Jeff Goldblum dreamy?

  • the UNDYING RED EYE

    the UNDYING RED EYE (1:28:53)

    What are your dying wishes?
    What do you want done if you are in a coma?
    Got any elaborate funeral wishes?
    Are you donating organs?
    If something happens to you, who do you want making these tough decisions on your behalf?

  • the ENSLAVED RED EYE

    the ENSLAVED RED EYE (1:34:09)

    ALIEN INVASION!!!

    Maybe they are already here...did you ever think about that?

    How will you fight off the intergalactic hordes? Or will you just roll over and serve your hideous overlords?

    What if they are midgets?

  • the HUMID RED EYE

    the HUMID RED EYE (1:34:43)

    the RETURN of the RED EYE on the new and improved operator11.com

    We welcome all old friends and new op's alike. Lets have some fun like we used to and see what happens. I'm looking forward to catching up with you all.

    Oh yeah, the earth is melting and we're all gonna die.

    Cheers!

  • the ORGANIZED RED EYE

    the ORGANIZED RED EYE (32:04)

    UNIONS!!! It's day FOUR of the WRITER'S STRIKE and there is NO END IN SIGHT!! So lets take this opportunity to look at how important UNIONS are to the "working man" and try to figure out why they've let so many jobs get sent overseas and thousands of pension funds get plundered.
    We'll talk about some badass Teamsters kicking ass with lead pipes down at the docks and compare that to Woody Allen prancing with a sign and a latte in front of NBC! Prepare to kick some SCAB ASS!!!!!

  • the PLAYFUL RED EYE

    the PLAYFUL RED EYE (1:33:30)

    DAY ONE OF THE WRITER'S STRIKE!!
    In solidarity for my brothers and sisters of the pen, there will be no scripted content in tonight's show! We will be using our little slice of EVIL NEW MEDIA to play games and shoot the sh#t! Tonight's games include 20Q's, Zobmondo, pick-a-card, trivial pursuit and whatever else ridiculous I come up with.

  • the PHENOMENAL RED EYE

    the PHENOMENAL RED EYE (1:34:01)

    Tonight we explore SUPER POWERS!! Whether its flying, super-strength, x-ray vision, telepathy or even laser beams shooting out of your ass that you are gifted with, will you use your powers for good or evil?
    Its FRIDAY NIGHT so expect an outbreak of the RED ASS to break out too!

  • the BIZARRE RED EYE

    the BIZARRE RED EYE (1:35:29)

    FREAKS!! Humanity's little blunders, nature's mutants. Tell me whats normal and whats abnormal! What's the difference between a full-blown circus freak and a weirdo who tends bar for the blind? What? Sometimes even I lose myself. You know why? Because some of us are freakshow in the brain and look normal on the outside! BOO! I freak you out!!!

  • the DOOMED RED EYE pt. 2

    the DOOMED RED EYE pt. 2 (1:32:28)

    Night 2 of super duper fancy pre-halloween freak-out, THE END OF THE WORLD! Last night we got TOO CLOSE to the TRUTH and the RED EYE was shut down by the man, cutting off my internets!
    Join us we continue to embrace paranoia on all hallows eve-eve.

  • the DOOMED RED EYE pt. 1

    the DOOMED RED EYE pt. 1 (45:34)

    Part One of a special TWO NIGHT, pre-halloween scary special about THE END OF THE WORLD!! What is your favorite scenario? How will you survive after the shit has hit the fan? Will we get sexrobots before its too late?!?! Maybe we'll take bets and make odds for how we'll all disappear from this blue rock in space. Bring some footage if you like, wear costumes but if nothing else, BE INTERESTING!!!

  • the HALLOWEEN CREATURE FEATURE

    the HALLOWEEN CREATURE FEATURE (1:34:47)

    Its a dead mans party! Who could ask for more? Come in costume and prepare to fake your own demise! Oh, and bring some candy and horror movie clips! Its good to be back, lets have some fun and invite all our friends.

  • the WASTED RED EYE

    the WASTED RED EYE (1:32:30)

    ALCOHOL!! Damn, I need a drink! Lets talk about getting tore up tonight! Bring yo' favorite bottle and leave yo' keys at the door. I wanna hear your best drunk/drunk-dial.../puke/passed-out story.
    Do me a solid and post the embed of this show in your myspace bulletins and facebook whatevers! Lets see how well that works!

  • the RED EYE CREATURE FEATURE #3

    the RED EYE CREATURE FEATURE #3 (1:34:17)

    The call came from inside your mouth! The killer is coming, don't take a shower! Don't scream, RUN!!! Tonight's creature feature focuses on the killers, the slashers and the unstoppable machete wielding maniacs hellbent for blood and death. Be afraid, be very afraid!

  • the AGONIZING RED EYE

    the AGONIZING RED EYE (1:17:39)

    part two of friday show...damn innerwebemetry!

  • the THROBBING RED EYE

    the THROBBING RED EYE (31:46)

    PAIN HURTS! Tell us about the most pain you've ever felt in your life! Everybody hurts and now its time to share! Broken bones, bent fingers, busted teeth and ruptured organs; no one gets through this life unscathed. The trick is how you survived it and how you killed the pain!

  • the RED EYE CREATURE FEATURE!! episode 2

    the RED EYE CREATURE FEATURE!! episode 2 (1:10:20)

    What was the best part of the 70's, blaxploitation or japanese monster movies? It definitely wasn't disco or pet rocks - but it could have been furry bushes and swinger parties! Join us as we get weird once again and bring yo' funky movie clips!

  • the LOONEY RED EYE

    the LOONEY RED EYE (1:34:30)

    Cartoons! Its friday so the format will run way loose but I will be showing some crazy cartoons from adult swim, Lenny Bruce and others. You are invited to bring some of your own and to get weird right along with the rest of us.

  • the F#@KING RED EYE

    the F#@KING RED EYE (1:35:15)

    CENSORSHIP!