Operator11 — Chat Transcript of "portal"

(00:46) ‹SeymourBewty› hey hey!

(00:57) ‹dblueguy› woot

(01:00) ‹dblueguy› scot ftw

(01:26) ‹dblueguy› scot must really like us to do this

(01:35) ‹SeymourBewty› The cake is, indeed, a lie.

(01:48) ‹dblueguy› setmour: who said?

(01:55) ‹INFECTED› c'mon rubin we pulling for ya!

(03:17) ‹INFECTED› oh boy here we go again

(03:27) ‹dblueguy› lol

(03:44) ‹INFECTED› nice. score!

(04:44) ‹INFECTED› go through fall and shoot another blue

(05:35) ‹INFECTED› almost..

(06:22) ‹dblueguy› nice

(06:22) ‹INFECTED› is this scott or mayor?

(06:26) ‹dblueguy› scot

(06:27) ‹Curtis› Scot

(06:28) ‹INFECTED› lol

(06:28) ‹SeymourBewty› Scot

(06:29) ‹indoe› ffs

(06:44) ‹dblueguy› now the robots mad

(06:44) ‹darkknight090› she will kill u

(07:37) ‹Curtis› lol

(07:46) ‹INFECTED› get it to break other window

(07:59) ‹INFECTED› no!

(08:23) ‹INFECTED› curtis you made me spit up my rockstar..

(08:41) ‹INFECTED› listening to yesterdays show and you go "why" ..omfing god

(08:59) ‹INFECTED› break window!!!!!!!

(09:12) ‹dblueguy› infected dont spoil it for scot

(09:24) ‹INFECTED› k sorry,

(09:25) ‹dblueguy› he wants to learn for himself

(09:26) ‹dblueguy› lol

(09:41) ‹dblueguy› lmao

(09:42) ‹Curtis› rockstar?

(09:49) ‹INFECTED› energy drink

(09:58) ‹dblueguy› ...

(09:59) ‹INFECTED› oh shit@

(10:00) ‹indoe› lol

(10:01) ‹dblueguy› nice try scot

(10:16) ‹Curtis› pwned

(10:40) ‹indoe› all the cake is gon!!

(10:53) ‹Curtis› I'm getting the game.

(11:19) ‹dblueguy› run scot run

(11:25) ‹Curtis› too bad there's no multiplayer.

(11:25) ‹indoe› dumb luck

(11:48) ‹dblueguy› i like using the portal gun in halflife2

(12:37) ‹dblueguy› whats scot doin?

(13:00) ‹SeymourBewty› shoot deee glass!!

(13:17) ‹dblueguy› he already did

(13:23) ‹SeymourBewty› not all of it :P

(13:24) ‹indoe› GOd

(14:34) ‹SeymourBewty› there you go

(14:38) ‹indoe› he get it now

(16:00) ‹SeymourBewty› doh

(16:12) ‹dblueguy› lol

(16:43) ‹indoe› it like its his first time playing a game!

(16:44) ‹SeymourBewty› Scot, that tube above you is made of the same stuff as the windows

(17:07) ‹Curtis› almost done scot?

(17:44) ‹Sacredleader› I was confused with this part at first to

(17:51) ‹SeymourBewty› yeah

(19:42) ‹Sacredleader› Come on Scot, "Hans Gruber"

(20:10) ‹dblueguy› i knw what he needs to do

(20:28) ‹dblueguy› back

(20:33) ‹Sacredleader› no

(20:40) ‹Sacredleader› yeah

(20:42) ‹indoe› wee

(20:47) ‹dblueguy› nice

(20:50) ‹dblueguy› woo

(21:41) ‹dblueguy› uh oh

(22:01) ‹SeymourBewty› I wanna see how he tackles this next part

(22:16) ‹indoe› omg he will never get it

(23:06) ‹dblueguy› wtf

(23:12) ‹indoe› lol

(23:15) ‹dblueguy› *is scared shitless*

(23:15) ‹darkknight090› ?

(23:28) ‹darkknight090› close to the end?

(23:29) ‹Sacredleader› I almost forgot about this. What a bitch is was

(23:38) ‹dblueguy› is was?

(23:50) ‹indoe› this is the end 1 more\

(23:58) ‹Curtis› hopefully

(24:01) ‹Sacredleader› it was, of course

(24:07) ‹dblueguy› oh snap

(24:08) ‹darkknight090› damn

(24:12) ‹Jrat07› ouch

(24:17) ‹dblueguy› RIP Scot

(24:20) ‹Curtis› oh sheet!

(24:31) ‹dblueguy› oooh curtis you almost cussed

(24:50) ‹Sacredleader› lol

(25:15) ‹Curtis› what console is he playing this on?

(25:29) ‹dblueguy› PC

(25:31) ‹indoe› 2600

(26:09) ‹Curtis› I'm searching for cheat codes, brb

(26:49) ‹Curtis› found one!

(27:06) ‹Curtis› he should press ~ and type in god.

(27:16) ‹indoe› no

(27:21) ‹dblueguy› scot wont cheat

(27:28) ‹indoe› sv_cheats 1

(27:30) ‹Curtis› I use cheat codes sometimes

(27:35) ‹dblueguy› scot is already god

(27:41) ‹Curtis› mostly the invincibility effect.

(27:48) ‹indoe› /Curtismode

(28:05) ‹Curtis› /Scotmode

(28:17) ‹Jrat07› /wtfbbqlolmode

(28:25) ‹Jrat07› :D

(28:34) ‹indoe› sv_Curtis 0

(28:58) ‹dblueguy› nice scot

(29:05) ‹indoe› lol

(29:31) ‹Jrat07› <.<

(30:33) ‹indoe› nope

(30:49) ‹Curtis› what's the characters name in portal?

(31:19) ‹dblueguy› mike jones

(31:36) ‹indoe› who?

(32:00) ‹dblueguy› mike jones!

(32:04) ‹indoe› who?!!1

(32:19) ‹dblueguy› Michael JAckson!

(32:23) ‹Curtis› lol

(32:29) ‹Curtis› His name is Scot.

(32:38) ‹Curtis› the main character of the game.

(32:59) ‹indoe› Curtiscot

(33:00) ‹davidb69› I take it this is the PS3 version, any differences then 360 version?

(33:00) ‹Sacredleader› Scot is making this way to hard

(33:06) ‹dblueguy› lol

(33:24) ‹Curtis› Scot's still awaiting for the arrivial of his new 360

(33:26) ‹dblueguy› scot prolly can tell what to do as soon as he sees the levels

(33:29) ‹Curtis› So it must be the PS3 version

(33:37) ‹dblueguy› he's just trying to entertain us

(33:44) ‹Curtis› meh

(33:46) ‹SeymourBewty› It's the PC version, Curtis

(33:48) ‹dblueguy› curtis: it's his PC

(33:52) ‹Curtis› ok

(33:59) ‹Curtis› PC's are ok.

(34:01) ‹davidb69› I was asking actually

(34:17) ‹Curtis› Good for people, like me who are not into next-gen consoles.

(34:49) ‹SeymourBewty› *facepalm*

(34:53) ‹indoe› he still dont know how to portal jump

(34:58) ‹dblueguy› *vomits*

(35:04) ‹Curtis› you're ok dblueguy?

(35:20) ‹davidb69› I like controllers better then keyboard myself

(35:26) ‹Curtis› indoe: curtiscot is a good one. It's a combination of me and Scot.

(35:32) ‹dblueguy› david: same here

(35:47) ‹indoe› yes im glad you got that

(35:59) ‹davidb69› command and conquer is a good PC type game that I like

(35:59) ‹dblueguy› curtis: if you and scot combined to be one person that would be a truly epic win

(36:01) ‹indoe› you sould rename you self that that would be so cool

(36:14) ‹Curtis› yeah

(36:30) ‹indoe› on chat and when you call in say it

(36:40) ‹davidb69› Curtis should be PCCurtis

(37:14) ‹Curtis› can he skip levels?

(37:24) ‹indoe› this level so ez!

(37:35) ‹Curtis› found another cheat code

(37:37) ‹Curtis› buddha.

(37:54) ‹Sacredleader› after he finally finishes it

(38:04) ‹allgamesTV› dinner is getting colod

(38:15) ‹davidb69› it's 1237 here

(38:20) ‹Curtis› buddha is player can take damage but won't die

(38:23) ‹allgamesTV› one sec

(38:23) ‹indoe› damit scot you finsh it!

(38:28) ‹TigerClaw› Scot, Thats why we have a microwave, you can warm it up later. ;)

(38:28) ‹davidb69› dont eat play

(38:28) ‹Tedakin› scot you're supposed to use the portals to get out

(38:36) ‹allgamesTV› my foood is getting cold one sec

(38:39) ‹allgamesTV› need nourishment

(38:40) ‹Tedakin› see you shoot a portal on one wall, then a second portal on another

(38:46) ‹Tedakin› and you can go through

(38:48) ‹davidb69› wife can feed you while you play

(38:53) ‹indoe› lol

(38:55) ‹Curtis› lol

(39:06) ‹allgamesTV› my hands are freeeezing

(39:19) ‹Sacredleader› Finish it, like I finished it! no dinner, until you finish it. lol

(39:25) ‹davidb69› I am in front of the fireplace

(39:29) ‹Tedakin› fuck food, portal now!

(39:29) ‹dblueguy› allgames: sit on your hands

(39:30) ‹indoe› scot if you dont beat this game i will never look at you the same

(39:42) ‹iimartin› lol

(39:48) ‹davidb69› playing baseball of all things

(39:55) ‹allgamesTV› ok

(39:58) ‹allgamesTV› back to it

(40:04) ‹dblueguy› lol

(40:06) ‹davidb69› staying warm is hard

(40:12) ‹indoe› hah

(40:13) ‹dblueguy› food is always good tho

(40:17) ‹dblueguy› mm

(40:18) ‹darkknight090› be like focus scot

(40:27) ‹Curtis› who can make scot good food?

(40:31) ‹darkknight090› u will sucess

(40:38) ‹dblueguy› ima get a chocolate muffin in a sec

(41:02) ‹dblueguy› oh man

(41:09) ‹indoe› you been jerking me off fo 2h now i need my happy ending

(41:15) ‹davidb69› I got choc chip cookies

(41:51) ‹dblueguy› indoe: lmao

(42:01) ‹dblueguy› david: my muffin is better

(42:19) ‹Curtis› how about chocolate cake?

(42:38) ‹davidb69› sorry home made choc chip cookies, I like mine better

(43:45) ‹davidb69› got marble cake in the fridge

(44:21) ‹dblueguy› motha fucka

(45:19) ‹Sacredleader› So, how frustrated must Scot be?

(45:33) ‹indoe› scot you had befor

(45:41) ‹Tedakin› the part i couldnt figure out is coming up i think

(45:44) ‹Binjin› this is sad yet funny

(45:49) ‹Tedakin› i was stuck forever then didnt even do it right when i figured it out

(46:17) ‹allgamesTV› i already did it once but then fell back down

(46:20) ‹allgamesTV› i cant remermber how

(46:24) ‹allgamesTV› grrr

(46:27) ‹indoe› ok

(46:44) ‹darkknight090› take your time

(46:49) ‹indoe› want us to tell you?

(46:54) ‹Sacredleader› hint: slanted wall pieces are your friend

(46:54) ‹darkknight090› no

(46:59) ‹Binjin› your the best around, nothings going to ever bring you down!

(47:31) ‹davidb69› Karate kid

(47:36) ‹indoe› yes

(49:03) ‹Curtis› scot

(49:06) ‹Curtis› use some cheat codes

(49:08) ‹Curtis› it can help you

(49:23) ‹davidb69› why cheat that would suck

(49:32) ‹Sacredleader› You can't shot at portal through another portal. The devs decided to take that out Scot

(49:57) ‹SeymourBewty› I hope you don't mind, Scot but I've been twittering about this. There should be a few more people coming to watch heh

(50:04) ‹indoe› just push ~ then type "Curtis" with out the ""

(50:26) ‹Sacredleader› yeah

(50:38) ‹Sacredleader› ahh

(51:14) ‹indoe› i love wathing train wrecks

(51:15) ‹SeymourBewty› oh man! so close!

(51:33) ‹Sacredleader› so close is it

(51:42) ‹indoe› h0h0h

(51:43) ‹SeymourBewty› yay!!

(51:43) ‹Hendersonman77› Woohooo

(51:43) ‹darkknight090› yey!

(51:44) ‹Sacredleader› Yay!

(51:46) ‹Binjin› Congrats!

(51:51) ‹dblueguy› FUCK YEAH!!!

(51:52) ‹SeymourBewty› Now look around Scot!

(51:58) ‹SeymourBewty› You've almost got it!

(52:00) ‹indoe› now ** *** ******

(52:02) ‹allgamesTV› eating

(52:03) ‹dblueguy› he's eating

(52:13) ‹dblueguy› see i could tell

(52:18) ‹allgamesTV› yum

(52:23) ‹dblueguy› watcha eatin?

(52:23) ‹indoe› is it somthing goo atlest

(52:26) ‹darkknight090› need food for strength

(52:26) ‹JoEDigiTECH› what's up muthafuckas!?!

(52:36) ‹dblueguy› darkknight: scot's wife can cook

(52:41) ‹dblueguy› sup joe

(53:01) ‹Sacredleader› It wouldn't happen to be spinach would it. That would make Popeye happy in a alternate universe

(53:30) ‹Tedakin› oops

(53:43) ‹wessling› this game aint got shit on CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN!!!!

(53:46) ‹wessling› ha!

(53:47) ‹dblueguy› what now tedakin?

(54:21) ‹Tedakin› remarking about scot missing the portal

(54:37) ‹indoe› b00ya

(54:50) ‹davidb69› game looks horible online compared to 360 version, gotta know the online video would suck a little

(54:57) ‹dblueguy› tedakin: are you saying scot has the reflexes of an arthritic 87 y/o woman?

(54:59) ‹JoEDigiTECH› shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!

(55:19) ‹Sacredleader› finally

(55:20) ‹indoe› ya

(55:27) ‹indoe› boss man!!

(55:31) ‹JoEDigiTECH› wait... Scot isn't a woman?

(55:41) ‹JoEDigiTECH› Is this like the end or something

(55:46) ‹indoe› yea

(55:54) ‹TigerClaw› hes gonna have trouble facing glados

(55:56) ‹Hendersonman77› No tedakin is saying sct has the reflees of a AARP member

(55:57) ‹Gemmwah› the bossfight is epic

(56:01) ‹JoEDigiTECH› havent played yet.... maybe I shouldnt be watching

(56:04) ‹Curtis› if Scot's a woman, then who would he be?

(56:06) ‹davidb69› yea

(56:28) ‹JoEDigiTECH› Curtis: Go away!

(56:37) ‹indoe› kill that bitch!!

(56:55) ‹Curtis› scot, shut her up.

(57:01) ‹darkknight090› cause you'll be dead

(57:39) ‹Hendersonman77› lol

(58:12) ‹Sacredleader› no, your playing portal, use them please

(58:16) ‹Curtis› what is he doing?

(58:23) ‹Curtis› with the big eyeball

(58:32) ‹JoEDigiTECH› jigga what?

(58:34) ‹Gemmwah› sticking it in the incinerator

(58:58) ‹SeymourBewty› make the portal closer to it :P

(58:59) ‹indoe› lol

(59:03) ‹JoEDigiTECH› does it work the same as a charcoal bricket?

(59:10) ‹Tedakin› haha

(59:11) ‹Tedakin› oops

(59:12) ‹Sacredleader› lol

(59:16) ‹iimartin› leave it alone scot

(59:16) ‹innerlogic› brick!

(59:17) ‹Curtis› fails

(59:17) ‹SeymourBewty› wow..

(59:20) ‹indoe› it closed on you

(59:33) ‹Gemmwah› put the portal behind it on the wall, take the thing to the button and then throw it in through the portal

(59:35) ‹Sacredleader› OMG

(59:37) ‹indoe› FFs

(59:44) ‹SeymourBewty› geez dude..

(59:57) ‹indoe› it like watching a baby walk for first time

(1:00:02) ‹Hendersonman77› lol

(1:00:38) ‹darkknight090› danger

(1:00:41) ‹darkknight090› danger

(1:00:43) ‹darkknight090› danger

(1:01:35) ‹SeymourBewty› go get that thing scot!!

(1:01:47) ‹indoe› gett he shit that fell off!!

(1:01:58) ‹Binjin› its like he was trying to claw his way out

(1:02:15) ‹dblueguy› get the thing that fell ooof

(1:02:31) ‹indoe› GET THE EYE Ball

(1:02:40) ‹Tedakin› let him figure it out

(1:02:50) ‹Binjin› yeah thats half the fun

(1:02:57) ‹dblueguy› lol

(1:02:57) ‹Curtis› I gotta go to bed now

(1:03:00) ‹Curtis› Good night all.

(1:03:00) ‹SeymourBewty› I couldn't beat her my first time either

(1:03:02) ‹dblueguy› later curtis

(1:03:24) ‹indoe› i smoked this hoe first time

(1:03:37) ‹Hendersonman77› I spent about a half hour trying to beat her

(1:03:37) ‹dblueguy› tedakin will protect you from the bed bugs

(1:03:42) ‹dblueguy› damn he left

(1:03:45) ‹SeymourBewty› I didn't get what to do until it was too late

(1:03:51) ‹SeymourBewty› he'll probably do the same

(1:04:34) ‹SeymourBewty› he keeps looking everywhere but where he needs to lol

(1:04:39) ‹dblueguy› lol

(1:04:49) ‹Gemmwah› gawwwd

(1:04:53) ‹Gemmwah› this is making me nervous.

(1:05:15) ‹indoe› dose he not see the ball?

(1:05:17) ‹Binjin› the final count down is needed right now

(1:05:41) ‹Kylos› i need this song though

(1:05:43) ‹Hendersonman77› OMG: Check Jess'ass it could be thee..

(1:05:44) ‹dblueguy› buffering ftl

(1:05:47) ‹dblueguy› lo

(1:05:47) ‹dblueguy› ll

(1:05:59) ‹Gemmwah› he doesn't need to be thereeeeeee

(1:06:07) ‹dblueguy› lol

(1:06:26) ‹Binjin› hes taking the high ground for fear of the toxic gas

(1:06:27) ‹dblueguy› get the ball of steel

(1:06:33) ‹Hendersonman77› Jigsaw was right, the room is fillingwith a deadly nerve agent

(1:06:38) ‹Kylos› where thehell i s the core

(1:06:38) ‹dblueguy› lol

(1:06:39) ‹indoe› dose this gass ever kill you

(1:06:46) ‹dblueguy› yeah

(1:06:47) ‹Gemmwah› yes

(1:06:49) ‹dblueguy› lol

(1:06:53) ‹Gemmwah› 5 mins i think you've got.

(1:06:53) ‹indoe› lol

(1:06:55) ‹Tedakin› you have 2 hours before the gas begins to break down your body tissue and you begni bleeding from every orafice you have

(1:07:01) ‹darkknight090› there's your anser

(1:07:01) ‹dcNate› this is painful to watch

(1:07:13) ‹indoe› good

(1:07:26) ‹Kylos› i love how she says neurotoxin

(1:07:48) ‹indoe› missed

(1:07:56) ‹Tedakin› strrrike

(1:08:13) ‹Kylos› swing and a miss

(1:08:14) ‹Tedakin› thing is swinging bad

(1:08:15) ‹Hendersonman77› strike 2

(1:08:25) ‹indoe› OMG!

(1:08:28) ‹Gemmwah› meeeh

(1:08:32) ‹Gemmwah› too low.

(1:09:18) ‹dblueguy› yay!

(1:09:22) ‹Gemmwah› yeessss

(1:09:26) ‹Binjin› we have a winner

(1:09:31) ‹dblueguy› !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(1:09:32) ‹Kylos› i love this one

(1:09:34) ‹Hendersonman77› LOL

(1:09:38) ‹Gemmwah› favourite

(1:09:43) ‹Kylos› it's so cuuuute

(1:09:44) ‹Gemmwah› "oooh, what's wrong with your legs?"

(1:09:53) ‹dblueguy› blue scot!

(1:09:53) ‹indoe› w00wweew00

(1:09:58) ‹Kylos› "where are we going?"

(1:10:07) ‹Binjin› ahh the scream it makes my day

(1:10:08) ‹Azazel› you suck at this game i will pwn all your asses dumb ass fucks get the fuck off o11

(1:10:15) ‹darkknight090› lol

(1:10:29) ‹Kylos› the angry one scares the hell out of me

(1:10:34) ‹dcNate› lol

(1:11:01) ‹Gemmwah› hahah

(1:11:08) ‹Tedakin› you have no friends cause of how unlikeable you are

(1:11:15) ‹indoe› it like a dog

(1:11:36) ‹Kylos› actually, this one scares me too

(1:11:45) ‹Gemmwah› which is this one?

(1:11:51) ‹Binjin› the one that knows how to cook cake scares you?

(1:11:51) ‹Tedakin› 3

(1:11:54) ‹Tedakin› 1 more i think

(1:11:55) ‹Kylos› cakle recipe

(1:12:06) ‹Kylos› what happened to my spelling

(1:12:06) ‹Gemmwah› that's because

(1:12:09) ‹Gemmwah› they cake is a lie.

(1:12:12) ‹Gemmwah› *the

(1:12:46) ‹dblueguy› ..........

(1:12:46) ‹indoe› omg

(1:12:48) ‹Binjin› lol

(1:12:48) ‹Tedakin› noooo

(1:12:49) ‹dblueguy› no...

(1:12:51) ‹Hendersonman77› damn

(1:12:51) ‹Kylos› haha

(1:12:53) ‹allgamesTV› woops

(1:12:53) ‹dblueguy› NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(1:12:53) ‹SeymourBewty› ...

(1:12:56) ‹indoe› scot failed!

(1:12:58) ‹dcNate› PEW PEW PEW

(1:13:01) ‹Gemmwah› bummer

(1:13:08) ‹Hendersonman77› Least he knows what to do now

(1:13:09) ‹dblueguy› son of a bitch

(1:13:11) ‹Binjin› well he knows what to do so it should be faster

(1:13:26) ‹Kylos› "neuroTOXin emitters"

(1:14:31) ‹Kylos› i don't care if he keeps dying... it means i get to listen to that one more

(1:14:35) ‹Tedakin› i put the portal over the hole and dropped the things in that way

(1:14:42) ‹allgamesTV› i fell in

(1:14:43) ‹allgamesTV› lol

(1:14:45) ‹Binjin› lol

(1:14:46) ‹indoe› wtf

(1:14:47) ‹dblueguy› lol

(1:14:47) ‹Tedakin› nooooooooooo

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