Operator11 — Chat Transcript of "LAIR OF THE YAK (Episode 25: Pre-Stoker Awards Party)"

(00:53) ‹NickYak› Yo Noose!

(00:54) ‹The Nooseman› hey Nick

(01:27) ‹SandDanz› {{{{NICK}}}}

(01:32) ‹SandDanz› NOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(01:44) ‹The Nooseman› hey Rhonda

(01:51) ‹NickYak› ((sand)))

(02:23) ‹SandDanz› Hey Cornietta!

(02:37) ‹Cornietta› Hi

(03:20) ‹SandDanz› {{{{CORNY}}}}

(03:22) ‹CorneliusB› hello human garbage

(03:34) ‹CorneliusB› (not just you rhonda) LOL

(03:36) ‹Cornietta› Cornelius is finally back

(03:39) ‹SandDanz› :P

(03:51) ‹SandDanz› {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{JIM}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

(03:51) ‹Cornietta› human sabotage

(04:01) ‹Leviathan3› Hey everyone

(04:17) ‹Leviathan3› hi rhonda!

(04:17) ‹Cornietta› Hello you freaky fish

(04:26) ‹The Nooseman› hey who said i was human?

(04:30) ‹CorneliusB› leviathan smells like fish

(04:30) ‹SandDanz› lol noose

(04:37) ‹The Nooseman› I'm Irish dammit

(04:42) ‹CorneliusB› nap? what a little baby!

(04:55) ‹CorneliusB› Do you have a bottle too?

(05:08) ‹SandDanz› i was out until 3:30 am last night... didn't go to bed until :P

(05:16) ‹CorneliusB› what a baby. change your diaper baby

(05:20) ‹SandDanz› how ya feeling Jim?

(05:29) ‹SandDanz› if you're lucky Corny! :P

(05:32) ‹Leviathan3› feelin' good today

(05:37) ‹SandDanz› :)

(05:48) ‹CorneliusB› I love vagicil

(06:05) ‹Leviathan3› what a product selection

(06:37) ‹Leviathan3› where's chris??

(06:44) ‹SandDanz› I was wondering that myself

(07:01) ‹Cornietta› I only read Joe Hill's book

(07:08) ‹SandDanz› me too cornietta

(09:10) ‹SandDanz› Corny the wise (ass) educator

(09:15) ‹Cornietta› I notice that no books written by monkeys were nominated

(09:25) ‹Cornietta› What is up with that!!!

(10:19) ‹NickYak› Thank you my Simian pal

(10:22) ‹Cornietta› Monkey Pee, Monkey Doo was excellent and yet not nominated

(10:23) ‹NickYak› lol

(10:38) ‹NickYak› Cornietta----ironic you mention monkey pee tonight---just wait

(10:44) ‹Leviathan3› zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(10:54) ‹SandDanz› lol Nick... do I know what you're referring to?

(11:01) ‹NickYak› maybe LOL Lev

(11:28) ‹SandDanz› NICK... I snatched up KAMASUTRA OF THE UNDEAD tonight!

(11:41) ‹Leviathan3› snatched??

(11:48) ‹SandDanz› well, purchased :P

(11:53) ‹SandDanz› along with several others!

(11:57) ‹Leviathan3› do we have a new word for the night??

(11:58) ‹CorneliusB› I think it was best screenplay

(12:18) ‹CorneliusB› Heart-Shaped Box was really good

(12:40) ‹SandDanz› got another Edward Lee book too... FLESH GOTHIC

(12:47) ‹CorneliusB› good!

(12:53) ‹SandDanz› read it?

(12:58) ‹CorneliusB› not yet

(13:15) ‹SandDanz› ahh :) couldn't pass up a book that starts off with an orgy and then mutilated bodies... LOL!!!

(13:27) ‹CorneliusB› LOL

(13:53) ‹Cornietta› leviathan only reads picture books

(13:58) ‹NickYak› lol Corn

(14:02) ‹CorneliusB› Leviathan can't read

(14:11) ‹SandDanz› Shark Erotica?

(14:12) ‹SandDanz› :P

(14:24) ‹Leviathan3› sounds good

(14:34) ‹SandDanz› LMAO ... I love the way he is saying Guardener's!

(14:50) ‹Cornietta› Nick is a fan of girth

(14:54) ‹CorneliusB› Well it's not gardner, it's GUARDener, so I guess that's how it's pronounced

(15:10) ‹CorneliusB› I think Nick is a very eloquent speaker

(15:23) ‹The Nooseman› lol

(15:26) ‹SandDanz› lmao

(15:28) ‹Cornietta› It's spelled guardner but pronounced feces

(15:28) ‹NickYak› lmao

(15:29) ‹Leviathan3› poofta

(15:48) ‹Leviathan3› lmao

(15:57) ‹SandDanz› Chris is probably the one doing ballet

(16:05) ‹The Nooseman› a ballet? i dont think there was any dragging involved

(16:18) ‹Cornietta› Chris is at a seedy motel with a hooker

(16:25) ‹NickYak› LOL cornietta

(16:31) ‹Leviathan3› I heard Chris loves Broadway shows

(17:16) ‹SandDanz› ty Noose :D

(17:29) ‹CorneliusB› yeah, nooseman is probably right

(17:45) ‹SandDanz› we're only following him to kill him one day

(17:52) ‹CorneliusB› if it's ballet, Chris is on his way!

(18:00) ‹The Nooseman› or at least to take the piss lol

(18:08) ‹SandDanz› DE needs banned!!! LOL! j/k

(18:19) ‹SandDanz› how can you not read horror fiction? LOL

(18:32) ‹CorneliusB› Chris is jerking off to pictures of michael arnzen

(18:46) ‹NickYak› lol corn

(18:48) ‹The Nooseman› he's got the college professor haircut

(20:13) ‹SandDanz› hee hee... yep, that's the one

(20:16) ‹The Nooseman› lol

(20:28) ‹Leviathan3› Cornelius

(20:38) ‹Cornietta› Lemonade on a hot summers day...how refreshing

(20:41) ‹The Nooseman› what are do you get upto corn? lol

(20:42) ‹CorneliusB› it tastes like coconut milk

(20:43) ‹Leviathan3› That looks YouTube worthy

(21:11) ‹SandDanz› of course Lev ;)

(21:14) ‹CorneliusB› heart shaped ghosts

(21:28) ‹Cornietta› I'm nominated for best pre-novel. That's for people who are planning to write a novel

(22:50) ‹Leviathan3› Cornelius is so tame tonight

(22:52) ‹CorneliusB› mary mary

(23:06) ‹CorneliusB› shut up you smelly sardine

(23:08) ‹Cornietta› If he's not a monkey, I won't read 'em

(23:12) ‹SandDanz› looks good

(24:39) ‹Cornietta› Cornelius is fearful of stoker nominees

(25:00) ‹SandDanz› Hey Squibah

(25:10) ‹squibah› what is up!

(25:20) ‹Leviathan3› Squibah!!!

(25:25) ‹CorneliusB› squibah my favorite singer!

(25:32) ‹squibah› hehehehe

(25:35) ‹Leviathan3› she is a good singer!

(25:38) ‹squibah› mwah mwah

(25:51) ‹squibah› oh man

(25:57) ‹squibah› i am pumped right now !

(26:01) ‹SandDanz› Dust of Wonderland? Who's that by?

(26:04) ‹squibah› MINISTRY tonight!

(26:06) ‹Cornietta› I read Nick and Lee's stories

(26:17) ‹NickYak› ((((squib)))

(26:29) ‹The Nooseman› damn, I really wanna see Ministry

(27:07) ‹CorneliusB› I love MINISTRY!

(27:37) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(27:46) ‹CorneliusB› She used to read a lot but her eyes fell out

(27:54) ‹Cornietta› Reading is like shitting except with your eyes

(27:56) ‹CorneliusB› I KNEW IT!

(28:32) ‹SandDanz› oh crap

(28:32) ‹squibah› i do

(28:33) ‹squibah› and

(28:36) ‹CorneliusB› she spends a lot of time sitting on the toilet

(28:42) ‹Cornietta› The scariest covers have Fabio on them

(28:45) ‹NickYak› lol

(28:45) ‹squibah› shut your corn hole

(28:46) ‹CorneliusB› I WANNA SMOKE!!

(28:52) ‹Leviathan3› lmao

(28:53) ‹The Nooseman› I'm not a big reader, more of a writer lol

(29:02) ‹CorneliusB› MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(29:04) ‹squibah› mmmmmm mmm mmm mmm

(29:18) ‹squibah› no drinking either

(29:29) ‹CorneliusB› i NEVER GET ENOUGH OF JOHN WATERS

(29:55) ‹Leviathan3› she said the C word

(30:09) ‹Leviathan3› "cough" "cough"

(30:12) ‹CorneliusB› CUNT

(30:22) ‹Leviathan3› Cancer you damn hairy ape

(30:40) ‹squibah› oh that C word

(30:48) ‹Cornietta› In the future, smoking is good for you.

(30:53) ‹squibah› be back.

(30:59) ‹gorikuri› hi guys

(31:05) ‹NickYak› www.iscifi.tv/live/

(31:09) ‹The Nooseman› hey gori

(31:10) ‹gorikuri› How is everyone?

(31:10) ‹Cornietta› hi gori

(31:15) ‹gorikuri› Hi noose...

(31:20) ‹gorikuri› hi cornietta

(31:27) ‹gorikuri› *waves*

(31:29) ‹SandDanz› {{{{GORI}}}}}

(31:48) ‹gorikuri› (((((((hugs)))))))) to sandaz

(31:48) ‹CorneliusB› GORI!

(31:50) ‹Cornietta› Paul is hogging the category

(32:02) ‹CorneliusB› TUT=TLE

(32:28) ‹Cornietta› How embarrassed will he be if he looses to himself??

(32:58) ‹Leviathan3› Remember that politician who lost to a dead guy?

(33:12) ‹Cornietta› yeah, that was some stiff competition

(33:20) ‹Leviathan3› yuk yuk

(33:54) ‹Cornietta› Jeff Strand is a performing monkey

(34:01) ‹Cornietta› That is a compliment coming from an ape

(34:24) ‹CorneliusB› When will Nick and Cornelius host the Stokers?

(34:39) ‹Cornietta› They will host the AVN awards

(34:41) ‹NickYak› Corn---2011

(34:45) ‹NickYak› LOL Corbn

(34:48) ‹SandDanz› I hear ya Corny!

(34:52) ‹gorikuri› yeah Corn.. traveling is expensive

(36:10) ‹Leviathan3› she had one show

(36:11) ‹CorneliusB› Are we going to wrap up the stoker noms in this segment?

(36:14) ‹The Nooseman› aye do one

(36:24) ‹Cornietta› I would watch a sandanz show

(36:27) ‹CorneliusB› aye!

(36:28) ‹SandDanz› :)

(36:32) ‹SandDanz› lol

(36:39) ‹CorneliusB› Yes take off your shirt Rhonda

(36:46) ‹SandDanz› I don't see a shirt

(36:48) ‹SandDanz› exactly!

(36:53) ‹Leviathan3› just my pants....

(36:54) ‹gorikuri› TOPLESS?

(37:01) ‹gorikuri› did someone say TOPLESS?

(37:04) ‹gorikuri› hee he hee

(37:11) ‹SandDanz› you can come too gori ;)

(37:17) ‹Leviathan3› Cool

(37:17) ‹SandDanz› though you might take out your webcam!

(37:18) ‹SandDanz› LOL

(37:19) ‹gorikuri› hee hee hee

(37:21) ‹Cornietta› I think the men should do a bottomless show standing on their heads

(37:29) ‹SandDanz› ha ha cornietta!

(37:31) ‹gorikuri› hee hee hee corniettta

(37:34) ‹gorikuri› ;-)

(37:37) ‹The Nooseman› screw that

(37:41) ‹The Nooseman› lol

(37:44) ‹CorneliusB› I already did that at the zoo

(37:46) ‹gorikuri› sounds FAIR

(37:50) ‹gorikuri› hee hee hee

(38:02) ‹gorikuri› ;-)

(38:07) ‹CorneliusB› A&W Sperm

(38:08) ‹Leviathan3› how about a NUDE show??

(38:24) ‹CorneliusB› When do we get to the jokes

(39:00) ‹CorneliusB› Jeff Strand is going to dance naked for us

(39:02) ‹SandDanz› TAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(39:04) ‹squibah› C-U-LaTour

(39:10) ‹taprat› Rhonda:)

(39:13) ‹SandDanz› bye squibah

(39:17) ‹CorneliusB› Wheres Sikovit

(39:27) ‹squibah› where is chris?

(39:27) ‹CorneliusB› what a dumb question

(39:48) ‹Cornietta› Chris is out robbing old ladies in the park

(39:53) ‹squibah› i bet he is.

(40:07) ‹gorikuri› hee hee

(40:10) ‹squibah› breaking peoples windows, then cleaning up the glass, with his bare hands!

(40:16) ‹gorikuri› aaaawwwww

(40:21) ‹squibah› what a man.

(40:21) ‹gorikuri› ooooooooh

(40:25) ‹gorikuri› ouch

(40:27) ‹CorneliusB› Vaigicil

(40:31) ‹squibah› mmmm vagasil!

(40:36) ‹Leviathan3› somehow they all go together

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