Operator11 — Chat Transcript of "LAIR OF THE YAK (Episode 25 Part 2: STOKER AWARD SPECIAL)"

(01:00) ‹CorneliusB› TESTICLE DIFFICULTIES

(02:06) ‹SandDanz› Welcome Mike! :)

(02:17) ‹CorneliusB› hi mike you big cutie

(02:25) ‹Arnzen› Yo!

(02:37) ‹SandDanz› great cover

(03:05) ‹SandDanz› lol

(03:30) ‹SandDanz› Awesome! I had that one in my hand at the store, but haven't bought it yet

(04:27) ‹squibah› nice cover

(04:34) ‹CorneliusB› mr. creepy

(04:35) ‹SandDanz› {{{{{BOOTZ}}}}}

(04:48) ‹bootz› sandddddd !!!!

(04:58) ‹The Nooseman› Hey Bootz

(04:58) ‹CorneliusB› where's chris?

(05:05) ‹CorneliusB› five strokes to orgasm?

(05:05) ‹bootz› hey Noose!

(05:20) ‹bootz› Nick!!

(05:25) ‹Arnzen› HAH!

(05:26) ‹Cornietta› Chris is out kidnapping a cub scout

(05:44) ‹SandDanz› hey Bonnie!

(05:53) ‹squibah› they have creams for that cornelius

(05:58) ‹bonnie48› Hi Rhonda

(06:01) ‹Cornietta› I hate Freddy. He puked all over my carpet

(06:37) ‹Leviathan3› Freddy the sell-out

(06:42) ‹Arnzen› Freddie!!!!!!!!

(07:07) ‹Cornietta› Freddy is afraid to read inferno

(07:07) ‹The Nooseman› The Almighty Chris is here

(07:12) ‹CorneliusB› chris!

(07:12) ‹squibah› awe shit

(07:20) ‹ChrisRamone› hi

(07:23) ‹Leviathan3› Chris--how was the ballet?

(07:32) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(07:36) ‹Arnzen› LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(07:40) ‹Arnzen› HHHAH!

(07:40) ‹SandDanz› hahaha

(07:47) ‹CorneliusB› I hate Chris Ramone

(07:54) ‹CorneliusB› Wow that's so cool

(07:58) ‹squibah› go ramones!

(07:58) ‹SandDanz› who won the fight the other night? :P

(07:59) ‹Cornietta› Chris, what did you end up doing with that dead hooker?

(08:20) ‹squibah› you were robbing the locker room while the kids play.

(08:35) ‹ChrisRamone› I have no beef with Jason.

(08:56) ‹Cornietta› Jason only likes dudes with beef

(08:59) ‹Arnzen› I loved Mark's poetry book. VECTORS is really a great one too... don't miss that. But they're all good.

(09:05) ‹ChrisRamone› WOW Mike Arnzen !!!!

(09:10) ‹Arnzen› Yo Chris!

(09:23) ‹CorneliusB› you have no beef at all, chris

(09:27) ‹The Nooseman› nice cover

(09:29) ‹squibah› awesome

(09:37) ‹Arnzen› taste the intestines, Cornelius.

(09:57) ‹Arnzen› THREE!

(10:01) ‹bootz› sand do you have any edward gory books ?

(10:08) ‹Arnzen› Thanks guys.

(10:18) ‹The Nooseman› best of luck mike

(10:19) ‹SandDanz› nope bootz... i'll have to look 'em up

(10:24) ‹SandDanz› Good luck Mike!!!

(10:49) ‹SandDanz› lol

(10:54) ‹Arnzen› I think I'm doomed... but thanks for the good vibes.

(10:55) ‹ChrisRamone› Hey Joleen!!!!

(11:03) ‹SandDanz› Awww... there is always hope!

(11:07) ‹bootz› other than the big compilation book you wont find any sand .. thats why i was asking

(11:15) ‹SandDanz› ahhh

(11:21) ‹bootz› they go for a bit over 300 each on ebay

(11:25) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(11:29) ‹SandDanz› eeep! yeah, can't afford those

(11:29) ‹bonnie48› lol

(11:40) ‹Arnzen› Frankenstein... YOU ROCK! Love your bolt neck.

(11:46) ‹taprat› yo nick

(12:11) ‹SandDanz› LOL

(12:16) ‹SandDanz› I read more than just erotica :P

(12:17) ‹Cornietta› I like Liz Clairborne's shorts collection

(12:23) ‹Arnzen› Erotica for Monsters...there's a sequel!

(12:24) ‹CorneliusB› If you read too much erotica, you will go blind Rhonda

(12:32) ‹NickYak› lol Mike

(12:33) ‹SandDanz› Write it for me Mike?

(12:40) ‹Arnzen› gladly!

(12:44) ‹CorneliusB› Mike write it while you're naked

(12:49) ‹SandDanz› CORNY - I thought it was improving my reading

(12:51) ‹bonnie48› lol

(12:51) ‹Arnzen› Always, always....

(13:02) ‹SandDanz› I'll buy it if you write it!

(13:08) ‹NickYak› www.iscifi.tv/live/

(13:19) ‹bootz› rob isnt going to be on it again i hope ?

(13:42) ‹bonnie48› lol

(13:44) ‹SandDanz› I can't wait to see Jeff live!!! :D

(14:14) ‹SandDanz› lol

(14:19) ‹Leviathan3› Cornelius is orally fixated

(14:19) ‹SandDanz› he was speechless? *faints*

(14:22) ‹SandDanz› that NEVER happens

(14:28) ‹Cornietta› Why does Chris look drugged?

(15:01) ‹ChrisRamone› THank You Nick

(15:02) ‹SandDanz› *flips off Nick ... and Chris for good measure*

(15:04) ‹CorneliusB› Chris looks drugged because he just had a labotomy

(15:13) ‹CorneliusB› Mmmmmmmmm smoking

(15:16) ‹NickYak› (((Sand))))

(15:20) ‹SandDanz› too late

(15:22) ‹NickYak› mm mm mm mm

(15:36) ‹CorneliusB› Nick, you just don't show this often enough

(15:40) ‹ChrisRamone› Nick PLEASE play this again!!!!!

(15:46) ‹CorneliusB› Can you play my favorite clip, with Rerun dancing?

(15:56) ‹Leviathan3› Let's do a John Waters show.....

(15:58) ‹CorneliusB› YYAAAY!

(16:00) ‹SandDanz› not often enough?!?!? He plays it at least once every show... usually 5 times a show

(16:09) ‹SandDanz› rerun... again? bah

(16:11) ‹bonnie48› LOL

(16:17) ‹SandDanz› GORI in da house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(16:17) ‹Arnzen› HAH!

(16:18) ‹bonnie48› hahaha

(16:22) ‹Macabre› vagasil eww

(16:27) ‹gorikuri› Hi everyone ;-)

(16:31) ‹Arnzen› That sponsor bit was great.

(16:36) ‹SandDanz› I saw that one out today!

(16:40) ‹CorneliusB› COOL

(16:45) ‹Macabre› read Virus?

(16:57) ‹Leviathan3› Those products are fine apart, but even better together....

(17:12) ‹CorneliusB› Very good book!

(17:18) ‹Cornietta› Leviathan likes to spread cream cheese on his buns

(17:18) ‹Macabre› oh im reading a le guin

(17:30) ‹Leviathan3› how did you know??

(17:32) ‹CorneliusB› Leviathan rubs his buns

(17:38) ‹Macabre› ill go look i forget but its amazing

(17:51) ‹Leviathan3› I also wax the dolphin....

(17:58) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda loves girth

(18:01) ‹bootz› sand said girth

(18:03) ‹bonnie48› lol

(18:08) ‹SandDanz› haha

(18:09) ‹squibah› mmmmmm girth

(18:25) ‹SandDanz› what is Mark reading?

(18:27) ‹ChrisRamone› Hey Joleen!!!!

(18:28) ‹The Nooseman› I finally started on the John Lennon book

(18:30) ‹Macabre› im reading city of illusions

(18:33) ‹squibah› chris

(18:36) ‹squibah› hello.

(18:38) ‹Arnzen› I'm readin' Lovecraft again.

(18:47) ‹Cornietta› John Lennon dies at the end of the book

(18:49) ‹Leviathan3› Lovecraft is awesome

(18:55) ‹bootz› hey Gori!!!

(18:55) ‹SandDanz› which Lovecraft title would you request for a beginner on Lovecraft?

(18:58) ‹CorneliusB› ooooooo

(18:59) ‹NickYak› LOL gori!!!

(19:02) ‹squibah› been there, done that.

(19:02) ‹ChrisRamone› wow thats a conservative shirt tonight

(19:12) ‹bonnie48› Go Girl

(19:14) ‹SandDanz› lol Gori

(19:19) ‹NickYak› hehe Chris

(19:26) ‹Arnzen› Dive right in to "Bloodcurdling Tales of Horror and the Supernatural"... it has everything you need to get started.

(19:38) ‹NickYak› ((macabre))

(19:49) ‹SandDanz› Thanks Mark... I'll try to get my hands on that one :)

(19:54) ‹squibah› Macabre RULES!

(19:56) ‹SandDanz› LMAO @ Corny's shirt

(19:56) ‹Arnzen› Lovecraft should have written nursing books!

(20:01) ‹NickYak› lol

(20:11) ‹bootz› lol

(20:11) ‹Macabre› lol thanks squibah :D

(20:16) ‹SandDanz› *snort*

(20:17) ‹squibah› seiously Arnzen.

(20:18) ‹SandDanz› too funny

(20:19) ‹gorikuri› sounds FUN

(20:29) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(20:35) ‹Leviathan3› lol

(20:54) ‹squibah› drinking bread is not recomended

(20:56) ‹Cornietta› That's about dairy queen?

(20:58) ‹gorikuri› by the way... Thanks bonnie ;-)

(21:12) ‹bonnie48› yw

(21:25) ‹gorikuri› HIGH FIBER

(21:27) ‹bonnie48› LOL

(21:44) ‹gorikuri› hey Corn... HIGH FIBER baby

(22:25) ‹CorneliusB› I gotta go poop LOL

(22:31) ‹Cornietta› Apes will be taking over the earth SOON

(22:35) ‹NickYak› cool

(22:37) ‹bootz› TMI

(22:37) ‹SandDanz› lol

(22:39) ‹NickYak› Joe Hill

(22:42) ‹gorikuri› hee he hee

(22:42) ‹bonnie48› ugg

(22:45) ‹NickYak› lol

(22:55) ‹gorikuri› I love MACABRe's accent

(23:04) ‹Arnzen› Oh, for lovecraft... get the story "The Call of Cthulhu" in any antho you can find. That's the story that spawns the whole series...

(23:14) ‹Arnzen› Good recs, Macabre

(23:16) ‹SandDanz› cool

(23:20) ‹squibah› heart shaped box by nirvana is actually about the book Perfume by patrick Suskin

(23:21) ‹CorneliusB› when is guillermo del toro doing a movie of that?

(23:28) ‹CorneliusB› Call of Cthulhu, I mean

(23:34) ‹CorneliusB› OHHH

(23:37) ‹CorneliusB› So that's Virus

(23:44) ‹squibah› one of my favorites ever.

(23:47) ‹Arnzen› That would be great, wouldn't it?

(24:02) ‹NickYak› n i c e

(24:05) ‹CorneliusB› Did they go wilding afterwards?

(24:08) ‹squibah› have you read Perfume, Macabre?

(24:09) ‹Cornietta› Chris scored with a cub scout

(24:17) ‹bonnie48› cool

(24:20) ‹squibah› you really must.

(24:23) ‹Macabre› the book is about an old rockstar its awesome

(24:27) ‹CorneliusB› Yeah fuck him

(24:35) ‹Macabre› no squibah ill have too

(24:39) ‹The Nooseman› cool i may check it out

(24:41) ‹squibah› yeah, it is SO good.

(24:42) ‹CorneliusB› I loved Heart Shaped Box. Fuck you chris

(24:46) ‹CorneliusB› Asshole

(24:50) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(24:50) ‹Cornietta› He wanted to box to be shaped like a hexagon

(24:55) ‹SandDanz› lol

(24:58) ‹gorikuri› awwww

(25:03) ‹Macabre› i was glad it ended how it did

(25:05) ‹Arnzen› LOL!

(25:16) ‹CorneliusB› Chris is too stupid to understand the ending

(25:23) ‹Macabre› id have been sad if (was it sarah?) had died lol

(25:35) ‹CorneliusB› Somber time

(25:39) ‹ChrisRamone› The best book you have ever read?

(25:41) ‹gorikuri› oooh that was to loud corn

(25:43) ‹CorneliusB› Boo hoo hoo

(25:47) ‹The Nooseman› aww Lev

(25:47) ‹Cornietta› He's feeling himself right now

(25:47) ‹squibah› chris likes messy endings

(25:48) ‹NickYak› lol

(25:58) ‹gorikuri› Corn... Please turn your mic down baby

(25:59) ‹SandDanz› wasn't my FAVORITE book, but I'm biased to Jeff Strand's books :P

(26:04) ‹The Nooseman› come on, remember if you start seeing purple your on the right track lol

(26:05) ‹CorneliusB› You should do the drug mushrooms leviathan,

(26:18) ‹CorneliusB› I CANT

(26:24) ‹squibah› we should all eat shrooms

(26:25) ‹bonnie48› brb

(26:29) ‹CorneliusB› I've turned it down every way I could

(26:33) ‹Leviathan3› shiitake maatake and reishe

(26:33) ‹squibah› that would be a fantastic show

(26:40) ‹NickYak› lol

(26:42) ‹Arnzen› it's his advanced alien monkey technology from the future... our speakers/headphones can't handle it.

(26:45) ‹Cornietta› Humans do deserve gentleness

(26:53) ‹Cornietta› when we are killing them

(27:07) ‹CorneliusB› It was in his lo mein and came out his lo ass

(27:07) ‹squibah› lo main

(27:16) ‹NickYak› haha

(27:16) ‹squibah› mmmm salvia

(27:25) ‹Macabre› id like to try Kava

(27:26) ‹CorneliusB› I love salvia

(27:26) ‹squibah› it will split your brain in two

(27:29) ‹NickYak› saliva?

(27:31) ‹NickYak› ewwww

(27:38) ‹CorneliusB› She loves chinese. his name is General tso

(27:38) ‹bootz› like peyote , legal on the res

(27:39) ‹SandDanz› yum! general tso's

(27:39) ‹The Nooseman› lol nick

(27:49) ‹NickYak› lol gori

(27:50) ‹Arnzen› HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(27:52) ‹squibah› they are going to outlaw salvia soon

(27:57) ‹squibah› i can feel it coming

(28:01) ‹squibah› too good to be true

(28:13) ‹NickYak› lmao

(28:14) ‹CorneliusB› Hahahaha

(28:19) ‹CorneliusB› Mushrooms rock

(28:21) ‹squibah› hehe

(28:22) ‹Macabre› lol can i be irish?

(28:23) ‹Leviathan3› cool

(28:26) ‹CorneliusB› At the same time?

(28:29) ‹squibah› Noose, you rule

(28:38) ‹CorneliusB› John Lennon was a monkey

(28:39) ‹NickYak› nice

(28:42) ‹NickYak› My son read that

(28:43) ‹CorneliusB› Halo is a game

(28:48) ‹CorneliusB› That doesn't count as reading

(28:53) ‹squibah› it does!

(28:56) ‹SandDanz› i love nerds :P

(28:57) ‹squibah› Noose!

(29:00) ‹bootz› I read the Anni Scrolls

(29:01) ‹NickYak› lol

(29:04) ‹Arnzen› gonna run ... thanks for the party, guys . good catching up. see you at the Stokers.

(29:05) ‹bootz› for 8 years

(29:08) ‹squibah› i am going to MINISTRY tonight

(29:12) ‹SandDanz› bye Mike... g'luck again! *hugs*

(29:13) ‹Cornietta› Corny play nice? Foolish Human

(29:15) ‹squibah› and tomorrow

(29:16) ‹CorneliusB› MINISTRY!

(29:19) ‹CorneliusB› Good luck Arnzen

(29:25) ‹Arnzen› Thanks all...

(29:31) ‹The Nooseman› I love the Halo story

(29:31) ‹gorikuri› \nooooooooooo

(29:33) ‹Arnzen› Love you Cornie!

(29:36) ‹squibah› good luck Arnzen!

(29:45) ‹CorneliusB› mike rocks

(29:47) ‹SandDanz› we love you Gori :)

(29:55) ‹CorneliusB› Chris ramone looks constipated

(29:56) ‹SandDanz› man... Chris is quiet

(29:58) ‹gorikuri› Hi Chris

(30:01) ‹squibah› oh no

(30:02) ‹CorneliusB› He needs some colon blow

(30:04) ‹Cornietta› Chris is on saliva

(30:07) ‹squibah› quiet chris

(30:10) ‹squibah› what the hell

(30:13) ‹CorneliusB› Chris must have ate some bad chinese. What was the guy's name?

(30:18) ‹Leviathan3› Too much Wonder Bread??

(30:24) ‹gorikuri› maybe he just needs to be blown... (just kidding)

(30:25) ‹squibah› never ever ever listen to CRASS while on salvia

(30:30) ‹SandDanz› lol gori

(30:32) ‹squibah› it is a bad time.

(30:35) ‹CorneliusB› No he does need to be blow (not kidding)

(30:38) ‹Leviathan3› lmao gori

(30:39) ‹CorneliusB› Where's Mrs. Ramone?

(30:46) ‹gorikuri› ;-)

(30:51) ‹gorikuri› I'm so naughty

(30:55) ‹gorikuri› all in fun though

(31:00) ‹CorneliusB› CRASS and salvia go together like chocolate and peanut butter

(31:12) ‹CorneliusB› Rhonda is a Jeff Strand mark.

(31:20) ‹SandDanz› mark?

(31:38) ‹NickYak› LOL

(31:43) ‹SandDanz› hee hee

(31:55) ‹CorneliusB› The monkeys and Bubba the Love Sponge

(32:06) ‹ChrisRamone› oh Lord

(32:12) ‹CorneliusB› Chris wake the fuck up

(32:23) ‹CorneliusB› Stop fondling your balls and say something

(32:23) ‹Leviathan3› SandDanz: you have a YouTube video clip??

(32:26) ‹gorikuri› have a cup of coffee Chris

(32:28) ‹gorikuri› ;-)

(32:30) ‹bonnie48› back

(32:35) ‹CorneliusB› Chris are you rubbing your clit

(32:38) ‹D_E_Criss› I was up at 4:30am

(32:38) ‹The Nooseman› Chris actually left his house today

(32:44) ‹CorneliusB› Edward Bunker rocks!!

(32:47) ‹SandDanz› yes LEV - I was "replying" to a blog comment that Corny left on Jeff's blog

(32:50) ‹SandDanz› I'll send you the link

(32:50) ‹gorikuri› Corn... I'm rubbing mine...

(32:51) ‹SandDanz› :P

(32:53) ‹CorneliusB› He had a small role in RESERVOIR DOGS

(33:09) ‹CorneliusB› LOL

(33:09) ‹Leviathan3› Thanks!

(33:14) ‹SandDanz› ewwwwwwwwwwww

(33:19) ‹gorikuri› oooooooooooh

(33:25) ‹SandDanz› must've been those "roses"

(33:48) ‹Cornietta› Nick uses book toilet paper

(33:48) ‹bonnie48› lol

(33:52) ‹CorneliusB› Edward Bunker wrote several books about his time in prison

(33:55) ‹Macabre› the books at the library smell like dust

(34:12) ‹ChrisRamone› Thanks for the info Corn

(34:17) ‹CorneliusB› I don't believe Chris recommended a decent book to Nick!

(34:26) ‹squibah› i love to smell books

(34:28) ‹CorneliusB› Ever read Little Boy Blue

(34:31) ‹SandDanz› did it smell like dead souls? LOL

(34:34) ‹squibah› i even have Ink and Paper perfume

(34:49) ‹NickYak› DANNY AND THE DINOSAUR smells good!

(34:51) ‹ChrisRamone› I lent all of his books to Nick

(34:56) ‹Cornietta› Sex shops have the best smelling books

(35:00) ‹NickYak› LOL

(35:01) ‹SandDanz› I used to love scratch 'n' sniff stickers! LOL

(35:09) ‹The Nooseman› lol

(35:09) ‹SandDanz› dain bramage! LMAO!

(35:14) ‹bonnie48› lol

(35:15) ‹gorikuri› hee hee hee

(35:17) ‹gorikuri› ;-)

(35:18) ‹squibah› hehe

(35:23) ‹CorneliusB› Chris what was the name of the Bunker book that Steve Buscemi made a movie of?

(35:34) ‹Leviathan3› I developed a peel and lick strip

(35:37) ‹ChrisRamone› Animal Factory

(35:49) ‹CorneliusB› Macabre, how come you aren't wearing mascara like in your photo

(35:57) ‹SandDanz› {{{{{{{{{{{YOGI}}}}}}}}}}

(35:58) ‹NickYak› I have a 15-year old paperback that smells amazing

(36:02) ‹Lexabyte› My fave book smell is old book

(36:10) ‹NickYak› ((Lex)))

(36:13) ‹YogiFish› can Monkeys read?

(36:20) ‹CorneliusB› YES

(36:20) ‹bonnie48› lol

(36:21) ‹squibah› yeah the old ones that are partially rotten smell the best

(36:29) ‹Macabre› you mean eyeliner? i am cleaning today so i didnt bother

(36:31) ‹SandDanz› I think monkeys read upside down while they pee

(36:32) ‹Lexabyte› whenever I go into a university library I go wild, lol

(36:32) ‹CorneliusB› Good movie too

(36:45) ‹bootz› i've got bunches of those lexa, come over and take a smell

(36:45) ‹CorneliusB› I've gott hat

(36:45) ‹Macabre› BRAVE NEW WORLD you just reminded me of it

(36:47) ‹CorneliusB› that

(36:47) ‹Macabre› i love that book

(36:48) ‹bonnie48› rhonda lol

(36:49) ‹Lexabyte› lol

(36:57) ‹CorneliusB› Let's have a third show!

(36:59) ‹YogiFish› lol SandDanz ..

(37:00) ‹Lexabyte› Should I wear vanilla perfume?

(37:03) ‹squibah› ever seen Man Bites Dog?

(37:07) ‹bootz› yes ;)

(37:13) ‹CorneliusB› Vanilla perfoume! yum

(37:16) ‹SandDanz› yes... 3rd show! we can stop right before 11 for the stokers!

(37:18) ‹squibah› of course you should, Lex

(37:18) ‹CorneliusB› Yes Man Bites Dog is good

(37:20) ‹YogiFish› ah yea Man bites Dog was great movie . wild

(37:21) ‹Lexabyte› SWEET

(37:29) ‹gorikuri› wow....

(37:33) ‹Lexabyte› I wanna buy it for the cover

(37:36) ‹Lexabyte› 0_0

(37:41) ‹Lexabyte› He's hoooot

(37:44) ‹gorikuri› ;-)

(37:45) ‹squibah› good to see all of you

(37:56) ‹Lexabyte› Wire coming out of the head is sexy

(38:05) ‹bonnie48› LOL

(38:05) ‹YogiFish› can you put the link in the chat Nick/

(38:07) ‹Leviathan3› Great to see everyone

(38:22) ‹squibah› i dont think vagasil is recomended for assholes.

(38:29) ‹bonnie48› yea

(38:39) ‹NickYak› oh squib---you should only know!

(38:48) ‹squibah› and how!

(38:52) ‹ChrisRamone› please kill me

(38:55) ‹gorikuri› awwwww

(39:01) ‹squibah› his ass hurts

(39:11) ‹squibah› he needs witch hazel

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Chat Transcript of "LAIR OF THE YAK (Episode 25 Part 2: STOKER AWARD SPECIAL)"