Operator11 — Chat Transcript of "LAIR OF THE YAK (Episode 28: Make us Laugh---or Scare us Senseless)"

(00:26) ‹CorneliusB› Nick made it!!

(00:37) ‹NickYak› My system got meesed up---did you infect it???

(00:42) ‹CorneliusB› Yes

(00:50) ‹CorneliusB› Chris Ramone smells like ant piss

(00:51) ‹Leviathan3› Yayyyyyy

(00:54) ‹NickYak› Yay---the gang's all here

(01:05) ‹CorneliusB› We've been waiting for you

(01:07) ‹SandDanz› {{{{NICK}}}}}

(01:18) ‹NickYak› (((Sand)))

(01:19) ‹SandDanz› {{{{CORNY/LEVIATHAN/CHRIS}}}}

(01:25) ‹NickYak› ((9room)))

(01:26) ‹ChrisRamone› Hello all!!!!!!!!!!

(01:29) ‹Leviathan3› Yo

(01:32) ‹CorneliusB› ((((ooga booga everybody)))

(01:34) ‹Beautiful Decay› hey nick ron chris levi corn

(01:36) ‹SandDanz› Hey decay!

(01:42) ‹SandDanz› DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(01:47) ‹davidusmontoyacus› HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(01:49) ‹CorneliusB› hello beautiful D

(01:59) ‹CorneliusB› hello dave gafilankulus

(02:00) ‹NickYak› lol

(02:01) ‹davidusmontoyacus› I found a USB mic.

(02:05) ‹Leviathan3› Nick--- you may want check this show's comments later (he he)

(02:06) ‹SandDanz› cool!

(02:11) ‹ChrisRamone› Jim how are you feeling?

(02:17) ‹NickYak› No time to update the intro today---so deal with the video!!

(02:20) ‹CorneliusB› he he - Jim is brain damaged

(02:26) ‹SandDanz› Chris - watch the Nuthaus' from last night :P

(02:34) ‹Leviathan3› Very very good. Brain tumor has been zapped and I suffered minimal labotomy

(02:35) ‹CorneliusB› The procedure went wrong and Jim is now retarded

(02:41) ‹ChrisRamone› Jim aka The Hulk

(02:52) ‹Leviathan3› (aka more retarded)

(03:01) ‹CorneliusB› Jim has down syndrome

(03:34) ‹CorneliusB› Chris Ramone is a mongoloid.

(03:41) ‹CorneliusB› What a dumb joke about the burrito

(03:45) ‹NickYak› lol

(03:49) ‹Leviathan3› Praying to the porcelain goddess??

(03:54) ‹CorneliusB› Sorry, you're a retard

(03:56) ‹SandDanz› lol

(04:08) ‹Beautiful Decay› kids

(04:10) ‹Beautiful Decay› kids

(04:10) ‹NickYak› :(

(04:13) ‹CorneliusB› kids

(04:14) ‹CorneliusB› kids

(04:15) ‹CorneliusB› kids

(04:20) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hey hey everyone

(04:22) ‹NickYak› you mean margaritas!

(04:25) ‹CorneliusB› hey hey hey sikovit

(04:26) ‹SandDanz› i wish!

(04:33) ‹SandDanz› JAQI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(04:33) ‹ChrisRamone› "Friend" Rhonda????

(04:34) ‹CorneliusB› who cares?

(04:37) ‹SandDanz› Yes, friend

(04:45) ‹SandDanz› girl

(04:51) ‹SandDanz› lmao david

(04:54) ‹CorneliusB› Who is that big eyeball?

(05:07) ‹CorneliusB› I AM LAUGHING NOW

(05:11) ‹Leviathan3› Billy Cyclops??

(05:15) ‹ChrisRamone› I want to hear more about Rhonda's day

(05:22) ‹SandDanz› my day?

(05:23) ‹CorneliusB› You should have called it Make Us Fart

(05:38) ‹NickYak› The marital aid store

(05:45) ‹CorneliusB› and they had lesbian sex

(05:48) ‹NickYak› lol

(05:53) ‹CorneliusB› Yum Yum

(06:11) ‹CorneliusB› That is a sex shop

(06:12) ‹NickYak› lol

(06:31) ‹NickYak› wow--cool

(06:32) ‹Leviathan3› I HATE fishing tackle (for obvious reasons)

(06:37) ‹NickYak› hehe

(06:47) ‹ChrisRamone› YES

(06:50) ‹SandDanz› LMAO

(06:54) ‹Leviathan3› lol

(07:00) ‹SandDanz› it's not in Indiana!

(07:05) ‹ChrisRamone› I heard soemthing else

(07:22) ‹SandDanz› burger king!

(07:28) ‹CorneliusB› Is it about a lemur?

(07:30) ‹Leviathan3› Op11 is not allowing people to join??

(07:41) ‹CorneliusB› Do they cook lemurs?

(07:46) ‹CorneliusB› That book cover has nice glare

(07:48) ‹SandDanz› he looks like the Hamburgler though

(07:57) ‹SandDanz› and that's McDonald's :P

(07:58) ‹CorneliusB› Nick looks like the Hamburgalur?

(08:06) ‹SandDanz› no, the Lemur!

(08:07) ‹ChrisRamone› I know someone who broke their Lemur

(08:07) ‹SandDanz› lol

(08:07) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol

(08:13) ‹CorneliusB› I think Chris Ramone looks like the Grimace

(08:14) ‹SandDanz› don't you mean Femur?

(08:25) ‹CorneliusB› Zombie Strippers?

(08:26) ‹SandDanz› S'ok Corny... you look like the fry guy

(08:31) ‹CorneliusB› Jenna

(08:31) ‹ChrisRamone› Yeah Femur

(08:46) ‹Leviathan3› Wasn't the Grimace the one that drank the thick shakes??

(08:47) ‹CorneliusB› CHris wants to go see it so that he can jerk her gherkin

(09:03) ‹NickYak› lol

(09:05) ‹ChrisRamone› Oh, you don't masturbate???

(09:14) ‹ChrisRamone› give me a break

(09:17) ‹SandDanz› Where is Cornietta?!?!?

(09:32) ‹SandDanz› MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(09:38) ‹NickYak› SIK!!

(09:39) ‹Leviathan3› Hey Sik!!

(09:42) ‹SIKOVIT› hey everyone!!!!!

(09:43) ‹CorneliusB› I don't masturbate in public like you Pee Wee

(09:48) ‹ChrisRamone› She's having a flashlight removed from her anus!

(09:50) ‹CorneliusB› HEY SIK

(09:58) ‹CorneliusB› Zombies love sex

(10:21) ‹SIKOVIT› hey sandz,nick chris,corny

(10:25) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol

(10:28) ‹ChrisRamone› Lets go Nick

(10:28) ‹SandDanz› based on the book i'm reading it's difficult for a zombie girl to have sex... no sexual body fluids

(10:49) ‹D_E_Criss› hmm, not as good as ninja cheerleaders, but I prefer kung-fu to horror

(10:52) ‹NickYak› yes

(10:55) ‹Leviathan3› time for a vagisil commercial???

(10:59) ‹SandDanz› :D

(11:19) ‹Leviathan3› yumm

(11:21) ‹ChrisRamone› Time for a Public service clip

(11:23) ‹NickYak› lol

(11:30) ‹CorneliusB› His mouth of full of cock

(11:31) ‹SandDanz› nope

(11:53) ‹ChrisRamone› Polo shirt?

(12:00) ‹SIKOVIT› waass up corny

(12:11) ‹SandDanz› YES!

(12:21) ‹Leviathan3› lol

(12:23) ‹SandDanz› hahaha

(12:30) ‹NickYak› lol

(12:49) ‹SandDanz› Corny's mother is awesome

(12:50) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol

(12:53) ‹CorneliusB› I hate that bitch

(13:05) ‹CorneliusB› I hate that imposter

(13:07) ‹NickYak› lmao

(13:21) ‹ChrisRamone› WOW Jim, that was really LAME

(13:30) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› omg

(13:33) ‹SandDanz› haha

(13:53) ‹CorneliusB› Turn down your microphone Chris

(13:58) ‹SandDanz› is Corny's cousin around tonight?

(14:00) ‹CorneliusB› Jim is lame

(14:08) ‹NickYak› lol

(14:10) ‹SandDanz› Coco?

(14:14) ‹ChrisRamone› HEY JIM LAME

(14:19) ‹ChrisRamone› j/k

(14:19) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol

(14:47) ‹NickYak› lmao

(14:54) ‹SandDanz› nice save nick

(15:34) ‹CorneliusB› SIKOVIT, what products sponsored the show tonight?

(15:41) ‹ChrisRamone› Parole Hearing???

(15:59) ‹Leviathan3› Nice hat

(16:03) ‹CorneliusB› I wish you'd spray some now

(16:15) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol

(16:17) ‹D_E_Criss› bat shark repellant?

(16:32) ‹SIKOVIT› acctive shark repellant

(16:33) ‹SandDanz› lol

(16:38) ‹CorneliusB› Play rerun dancing!

(16:46) ‹SIKOVIT› sweat resistamnt

(16:47) ‹Leviathan3› Batman clip, Batman clip.....

(16:49) ‹CorneliusB› Rerun rerun

(17:02) ‹SandDanz› we have to be serious?

(17:04) ‹Leviathan3› Waters, Waters

(17:14) ‹SandDanz› you're welcome corny :P

(17:19) ‹CorneliusB› I love Rerun

(17:23) ‹CorneliusB› Length!

(17:32) ‹CorneliusB› Man oh man

(17:35) ‹CorneliusB› The best dancer of all time

(17:51) ‹NickYak› everyone clap

(17:54) ‹SandDanz› at least it's something different :P

(18:07) ‹CorneliusB› MORE RE RUN!

(18:19) ‹Cornietta› when will he be on dancing with the stars?

(18:20) ‹NickYak› the dacne after this one is AWESOME!

(18:23) ‹CorneliusB› Thank you Sanddanz!

(18:31) ‹SandDanz› You're most welcome

(18:38) ‹Leviathan3› This is awesome

(18:44) ‹CorneliusB› WHOO

(18:54) ‹Leviathan3› SHAKE IT

(19:06) ‹NickYak› EVERYONE CLAP ALONG!

(19:23) ‹Leviathan3› Did I see some clog dancing??

(19:26) ‹SandDanz› *shakes along*

(19:32) ‹SandDanz› not quite Lev :P

(19:33) ‹NickYak› lol

(19:41) ‹CorneliusB› MORE!

(19:53) ‹SandDanz› OW!

(19:57) ‹CorneliusB› The Gong SHow!

(19:58) ‹SandDanz› TOPCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(20:00) ‹Leviathan3› Who got this clip??

(20:01) ‹SandDanz› CORNIETTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(20:08) ‹SandDanz› DE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(20:09) ‹CorneliusB› It's Dwane!

(20:13) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hi top cat

(20:15) ‹Cornietta› Hi, sandz

(20:16) ‹CorneliusB› HEY HEY HEY

(20:17) ‹Top Cat› Hey everyone

(20:29) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hi cornietta

(20:45) ‹Cornietta› Helloooo sicko

(20:48) ‹CorneliusB› You gotta get a clip of Gene Gene the dancing machine

(20:54) ‹CorneliusB› I love Shirley!

(21:00) ‹CorneliusB› What about Dee?

(21:03) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hi rex

(21:05) ‹SandDanz› LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! like me staying home to watch the lair?

(21:10) ‹NickYak› ok

(21:14) ‹rexteb› Yo Siko

(21:17) ‹Cornietta› Cornelius loved prom night

(21:21) ‹SandDanz› Hi Joe

(21:26) ‹Top Cat› Jaqi, Mark - I had a lot of fun watching the little nephews on the karts

(21:27) ‹NickYak› my daughter liked it--Corn hated it

(21:28) ‹SIKOVIT› HEY REX!

(21:31) ‹CorneliusB› Turn down your mic Chris, I can't hear ytou

(21:34) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› thanx

(21:37) ‹SIKOVIT› hello JOE!

(21:37) ‹Top Cat› and neices I mean!

(21:38) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› it was fun

(21:45) ‹SIKOVIT› HEY TC!

(21:46) ‹CorneliusB› I hate Pete Berst

(21:47) ‹CorneliusB› Best

(21:51) ‹SandDanz› REM? The big word on the street right now is the comeback of NKOTB! LMAO!

(21:52) ‹Leviathan3› Man.....everyone looks alike in New York....

(21:54) ‹SandDanz› YOGI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(21:55) ‹CorneliusB› The Silver Beetles Suck

(22:11) ‹SandDanz› lol Lev

(22:19) ‹SandDanz› RANDY!!!!!!!!!

(22:24) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol

(22:27) ‹rexteb› SANDY!!!

(22:29) ‹SandDanz› :D

(22:38) ‹SandDanz› we have rhyming names now ... lol

(22:47) ‹SandDanz› i thought Corny just liked to suck ass?

(22:56) ‹SandDanz› *snort*

(23:01) ‹CorneliusB› Blow holes

(23:02) ‹rexteb› now now Sandy...be meaner

(23:02) ‹Cornietta› Leviathan blows Jason hole

(23:03) ‹CorneliusB› blow

(23:12) ‹SandDanz› the night is young Randy!

(23:15) ‹Leviathan3› If he asked me...

(23:17) ‹CorneliusB› I made them

(23:23) ‹NickYak› nixce

(23:27) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› funny

(23:35) ‹CorneliusB› Where's Yogi Fish?

(23:39) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hi yogi

(23:41) ‹CorneliusB› Come onthe show

(23:43) ‹YogiFish› yup ypu

(23:48) ‹CorneliusB› What is that eyeball?

(23:51) ‹Cornietta› where's boo boo fish?

(23:58) ‹SandDanz› it's a camera :P

(24:00) ‹Leviathan3› Aarrggghhh.....a cyclops!

(24:06) ‹YogiFish› still in rehab Corneilious

(24:18) ‹SandDanz› reha?

(24:19) ‹CorneliusB› That has got to be better than Prom Night

(24:20) ‹SIKOVIT› lol

(24:20) ‹SandDanz› rehab*

(24:27) ‹SIKOVIT› heyyya YOGI

(24:28) ‹rexteb› I hope he isn't Yogi....he'd lose his ...ummm...humor

(24:29) ‹CorneliusB› Poultrygiest!!

(24:42) ‹YogiFish› lol Rex :))

(24:44) ‹SandDanz› which movie?

(24:48) ‹CorneliusB› Yeah Chris Ramone's finger

(24:53) ‹NickYak› lol

(24:54) ‹CorneliusB› Finger lickin good, he said

(24:55) ‹SandDanz› ewww

(24:57) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol cornietta

(25:05) ‹CorneliusB› Chris stuck his finger in my ass and then ate some ribs

(25:10) ‹Leviathan3› I've heard of brown-nosers, but....

(25:33) ‹SandDanz› LOL

(25:34) ‹Leviathan3› Finger-looking good

(25:45) ‹ChrisRamone› please repeat

(26:14) ‹CorneliusB› Maybe it was Michael Stipe's finger

(26:26) ‹CorneliusB› He just did it so he could lick his finger afterwards

(26:27) ‹NickYak› lol Corn

(26:28) ‹Cornietta› Did Michael Stipe use a catapult on your friend?

(26:28) ‹Leviathan3› Preparation Chris Suppositories....

(26:29) ‹rexteb› Stipe looks like a zombie

(26:55) ‹SandDanz› you both have fairly bad mics :P

(27:02) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(27:07) ‹rexteb› SPEAK UP CORNY.....WE CAN'T HEAR YOU STILL

(27:13) ‹Leviathan3› That's what their wives tell them....

(27:19) ‹NickYak› lol Chris

(27:33) ‹CorneliusB› Sex Files 2?

(27:36) ‹davidusmontoyacus› YAY!!!!!!!!!

(27:59) ‹CorneliusB› Is the cancer man in X-Files2?

(28:09) ‹rexteb› Corny is missing out...it's already up to Sex Fimes VII

(28:11) ‹Leviathan3› Didn't he die??

(28:27) ‹NickYak› lol

(28:44) ‹Cornietta› Planet of the gapes II

(28:49) ‹rexteb› baD

(28:51) ‹CorneliusB› nick stop laughing and go onwith the show

(28:52) ‹Leviathan3› bad monkey!!

(28:56) ‹SandDanz› so mean

(29:00) ‹NickYak› hehe

(29:04) ‹NickYak› LOL Swaney

(29:06) ‹CorneliusB› you look about to fall over

(29:16) ‹YogiFish› lol Swaney :))

(29:18) ‹Cornietta› Looky the drunk man has an op 11 poster

(29:19) ‹rexteb› I'm 3/3rd's to being drunk

(29:24) ‹joker883› preach on Swaney !!! lol

(29:30) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hi joker

(29:32) ‹davidusmontoyacus› creepy

(29:33) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(29:33) ‹CorneliusB› The owner of Operator 11 had his brain zapped

(29:43) ‹YogiFish› lol live from Wichita lol

(29:48) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› hi brosuess

(29:57) ‹SandDanz› JOKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

(30:03) ‹Brothersuess› I am drunk 4 glasses of wine and 2 martinis!!

(30:03) ‹joker883› Swaney is in the CONTROL ROOM

(30:07) ‹CorneliusB› TOP CAT THE MOST INCREDIBLE CAT

(30:15) ‹swaney3› I can't wait to see the please don't smoke video...

(30:19) ‹Leviathan3› wow, what a crowd!

(30:35) ‹joker883› John Waters !!!

(30:39) ‹Top Cat› Indeed Crny - you're givin' 'em hell tonight I see

(30:40) ‹Cornietta› I like Debbie the bloop from lost in space

(30:47) ‹swaney3› when sand sent me naked pics she commented on how much she liked it...

(30:49) ‹joker883› haven't seen that in a while

(30:52) ‹rexteb› who has the vid of Corny pissing in his mouth???

(30:56) ‹CorneliusB› No the fuck monkeys

(30:58) ‹SandDanz› *sigh*

(31:03) ‹joker883› LOL

(31:05) ‹Leviathan3› *bloop* *bloop*

(31:05) ‹CorneliusB› Mmmmm smoking

(31:10) ‹Top Cat› Yaaaaah!

(31:10) ‹NickYak› sorry sand

(31:13) ‹Leviathan3› Mmm mm mm mm

(31:15) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda, I wish you would stop playing this video

(31:16) ‹SandDanz› uh huh... whatever

(31:21) ‹CorneliusB› I don't believe you did that nick

(31:23) ‹swaney3› *Im sorry Hon... I couldn't help it... *

(31:24) ‹SandDanz› oops

(31:27) ‹SandDanz› didn't mean to request

(31:29) ‹CorneliusB› after Rhonda found that nice clip for yuo

(31:29) ‹Leviathan3› Mmmmmmmmmm

(31:39) ‹joker883› MMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(31:46) ‹CorneliusB› Batman

(31:49) ‹CorneliusB› Batman

(31:50) ‹CorneliusB› Batman

(31:57) ‹CorneliusB› Swaney!

(32:03) ‹CorneliusB› Have another drink, my man

(32:25) ‹Leviathan3› hee hee

(32:25) ‹CorneliusB› Batman is having his brain zapped

(32:36) ‹CorneliusB› Where's his metal hat?

(32:41) ‹Leviathan3› You guys are all heart

(32:42) ‹swaney3› just don't play the peeing one...

(32:47) ‹CorneliusB› Ithink that is my new favorite clip

(32:50) ‹SandDanz› play the peeing one!!!!!!!!!!!!

(33:00) ‹rexteb› GO SANDY!!! WOOHOO

(33:01) ‹swaney3› don't do it...

(33:07) ‹SandDanz› YES!!!!!!!

(33:08) ‹CorneliusB› I can do that peeing one for real if you want?

(33:16) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› lol corny

(33:17) ‹SandDanz› sure corny

(33:18) ‹SandDanz› lol

(33:21) ‹swaney3› Sandz your killing me....

(33:32) ‹swaney3› NO!

(33:34) ‹Leviathan3› Don't edge corny on (please)

(33:35) ‹SandDanz› revenge swaney... sweet revenge

(33:36) ‹swaney3› No!

(33:49) ‹rexteb› the monkey man is a chicken

(33:50) ‹SandDanz› bwa ha ha ha ha

(33:55) ‹Cornietta› I can't change corny's diapher right now

(33:56) ‹swaney3› EEEEEEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(33:57) ‹CorneliusB› Jim, the phrase is "egg on" not "edge on." Your memory is starting to go

(33:59) ‹Leviathan3› Yumm

(34:08) ‹davidusmontoyacus› Whoa, he just keeps going and going

(34:08) ‹swaney3› Killing Me...

(34:09) ‹CorneliusB› Leviathan is thirsty now

(34:12) ‹rexteb› lemonade

(34:12) ‹SIKOSIKOVIT› that is sooooooo gross

(34:13) ‹davidusmontoyacus› Is that a fountain?

(34:23) ‹Leviathan3› lemonade??

(34:29) ‹swaney3› Killing Me Sandz...

(34:30) ‹CorneliusB› How comes you didn't send them to me?

(34:37) ‹CorneliusB› Yeah

(34:53) ‹Cornietta› golden showers turn her on

(34:59) ‹SandDanz› :p

(35:07) ‹CorneliusB› If she likes monkeys, why doesn't she like me?

(35:20) ‹SandDanz› 'cause you're mean to me Corny

(35:23) ‹CorneliusB› Is that show called Ass-Gasms?

(35:28) ‹NickYak› lol

(35:55) ‹CorneliusB› Swaney needs another drink

(35:56) ‹SandDanz› hi Harley

(36:02) ‹SandDanz› hi aerostar

(36:03) ‹Harley Ryder› hi sands

(36:07) ‹CorneliusB› Zombie Strippers!

(36:10) ‹swaney3› Do it again...

(36:22) ‹SandDanz› watch the replsy

(36:23) ‹CorneliusB› Zombie Strippers is not goofy!

(36:23) ‹swaney3› I love zombies and strippers..

(36:26) ‹SandDanz› replay*

(36:33) ‹CorneliusB› Mosquito

(36:33) ‹rexteb› Swaney...don't mention Asian's and porno in the same sentence.....drums up old memories of scat porns

(36:40) ‹Cornietta› cornholio cereal

(36:47) ‹swaney3› EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

(37:08) ‹Harley Ryder› swaney...I'm not reading that song..lol

(37:21) ‹CorneliusB› I LOVE COFFIN JOE

(37:23) ‹ChrisRamone› COOL

(37:24) ‹CorneliusB› COFFIN JOE

(37:28) ‹CorneliusB› COFFIN JOE

(37:30) ‹swaney3› I have seen some scat films..... Watch them only after drinking strawberry quik because it will come back up..

(37:31) ‹D_E_Criss› aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa uwe bole is an idiot

(38:03) ‹swaney3› why not harley.. excellent song.

(38:05) ‹Cornietta› Corny sleeps in a coffin

(38:06) ‹SandDanz› swaney... surprises me that you get grossed out so easily with bodily functions

(38:19) ‹Brothersuess› I farted

intermission ‹rexteb› I noticed

intermission ‹SandDanz› ewww

(38:26) ‹Cornietta› ice melted

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