Operator11 — Chat Transcript of "LAIR OF THE YAK (Episode 28 part 3: APE OF LOVE meets the SKID ROW SLASHER)"

(00:49) ‹bootz› hey Nick!!

(01:05) ‹bootz› hi Cornietta and Leviathon

(01:11) ‹bootz› than*

(01:12) ‹Cornietta› Hey there

(01:33) ‹bootz› hi Cornelius

(01:38) ‹SandDanz› lol

(01:40) ‹SandDanz› now it's him

(01:41) ‹Leviathan3› Hey Bootz!

(01:42) ‹Cornietta› Leviathan ate the skipper and gilligan

(02:04) ‹Leviathan3› Actually, I was going for Mary Ann and Ginger......

(02:19) ‹SandDanz› did we lose Jeff? :(

(02:27) ‹bootz› who?

(02:28) ‹Cornietta› You scared Jeff away

(02:28) ‹SandDanz› awwwww

(02:33) ‹SandDanz› my fave author Bootz

(02:35) ‹SandDanz› he was in here chatting

(02:40) ‹Cornietta› He has a resstraining order on Rhonda

(02:42) ‹bootz› he was in the last show last I saw him

(02:48) ‹SandDanz› he very well might Cornietta!!!

(02:55) ‹SandDanz› i know bootz

(02:56) ‹Cornietta› lol

(02:59) ‹SandDanz› but it ended :P

(03:16) ‹bootz› sand chasing all these guys and with a boyfriend .. shameful!

(03:17) ‹rexteb› ha

(03:19) ‹Leviathan3› Jeff is the best Yakkie I've never seen......

(03:32) ‹SandDanz› i'm not chasing bootz

(03:34) ‹SandDanz› they come to me ;)

(03:41) ‹taprat› hasnt chased me yet bootz and Im not runnin :)

(03:48) ‹Cornietta› Welches juice has a new vagisil flavor

(03:54) ‹bootz› *shoots Heston and prys the gun from his cold DEAD hand* sucka!!!

(03:55) ‹SandDanz› *sits down by Tap*

(03:57) ‹Leviathan3› I developed it.....

(04:06) ‹taprat› ***

(04:16) ‹NickYak› lol

(04:21) ‹Cornietta› Cougar were you in planet of the gapes?

(04:25) ‹Leviathan3› Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!!

(04:36) ‹SandDanz› oops Tap... did I miss and sit on you? *whistles*

(04:42) ‹SandDanz› that wasn't nice randy!

(04:49) ‹bootz› soylent green punk rocked!

(04:55) ‹1pcdoc› hi

(04:56) ‹NickYak› h

(04:59) ‹Cornietta› more human sabotage

(05:02) ‹COUGAR› i wish...

(05:25) ‹taprat› its the ghost of jerry garcia

(05:32) ‹Cornietta› he's getting a x-ray as he speaks

(05:35) ‹rexteb› Corny...you're not showing in the studio...but we know you're here

(05:37) ‹bootz› lol rat

(05:39) ‹NickYak› lol cornetta

(05:46) ‹Leviathan3› health problems suck!

(06:03) ‹Cornietta› it's all in your head

(06:24) ‹Cornietta› this guy loves possum stew

(06:31) ‹NickYak› lol

(06:31) ‹rexteb› ha

(06:51) ‹bootz› shark fin soup is a cure and soup we should all eat

(07:03) ‹SandDanz› I'm pooping out too Jim

(07:17) ‹Cornietta› you're pooping...too much information

(07:23) ‹rexteb› are you turning Jamie Lee Curtis on us Sandy?

(07:27) ‹swaney3› The Lair is the Shit...

(07:37) ‹SandDanz› ummm... no

(07:54) ‹SandDanz› DAVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(08:06) ‹bootz› hey adved!

(08:11) ‹bootz› daved*

(08:19) ‹Cornietta› I know donna lynn

(08:25) ‹Cornietta› she sang java jones

(08:32) ‹daved and confused› <<<<<<<<<<<<san and bootz>>>>>>>>>

(08:35) ‹davidusmontoyacus› She's super nice. She's in a band called Ego Likeness. They're good. I think. Unless I'm stupid. It's possible.

(08:39) ‹NickYak› n i c e

(08:42) ‹taprat› DAVED

(08:59) ‹daved and confused› <<<<<<<<<tap>>>>>>>>>>

(09:16) ‹rexteb› did ya get that on eBay Corny?

(09:17) ‹daved and confused› great to be on nick's show

(09:17) ‹NickYak› daved!

(09:19) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda you changed your shirt

(09:22) ‹rexteb› and how much??

(09:26) ‹daved and confused› yo nick

(09:27) ‹bootz› are those coffin boxes left over from the misfit coffin box?

(09:33) ‹SandDanz› you're just now noticing? they were talking about it last show :P

(09:56) ‹rexteb› Corny is freakin fun

(09:58) ‹SandDanz› cornelius is an "adult"?

(10:00) ‹Cornietta› I'm slow

(10:01) ‹SandDanz› hahahahaha

(10:02) ‹daved and confused› nick...dug yer vibe on the blogstar thing the other day

(10:12) ‹Cornietta› a slow adult

(10:14) ‹NickYak› thanks daved

(10:23) ‹daved and confused› absolutely my friend

(10:27) ‹SandDanz› that's a good thing... lol

(10:27) ‹Leviathan3› An immature adult....

(10:28) ‹Cornietta› I hate corny elf

(10:43) ‹daved and confused› im way mature

(10:45) ‹daved and confused› LOL

(10:47) ‹NickYak› LMAO

(10:52) ‹SandDanz› hee hee

(10:59) ‹SandDanz› bright lite bright lite

(11:07) ‹daved and confused› gamma bebe

(11:14) ‹CorneliusB› that's not a yak, that's a deer

(11:23) ‹Leviathan3› Rhonda---now I'm the mascot!!

(11:30) ‹SandDanz› uh oh

(11:38) ‹SandDanz› lol lev

(11:39) ‹daved and confused› LOL

(11:40) ‹NickYak› cool

(11:46) ‹CorneliusB› can you hear me now?

(11:50) ‹SandDanz› wow... corny has a 100% signal

(11:55) ‹daved and confused› what about tx

(11:57) ‹daved and confused› LOL

(11:59) ‹CorneliusB› I hate that book

(12:01) ‹Leviathan3› No we can READ you, ya git

(12:05) ‹CorneliusB› Have another drink Swaney

(12:09) ‹Cornietta› corny keeps breaking all the computers

(12:35) ‹CorneliusB› Rhonda, any funny stories from the set of ass gasms?

(12:59) ‹NickYak› LOL

(13:07) ‹SandDanz› other than the couple girls that had some bathroom troubles, no

(13:14) ‹SandDanz› but those were gross

(13:16) ‹daved and confused› who listens to an ape

(13:17) ‹daved and confused› LOL

(13:23) ‹NickYak› :D

(13:29) ‹Cornietta› two words Rhonda: prep H

(13:34) ‹swaney3› I'll tell you what I hated about it...

(13:38) ‹NickYak› LOL

(13:43) ‹SandDanz› i wasn't talking about burning sensations :P

(14:12) ‹Leviathan3› Rady-ay-shun

(14:21) ‹Leviathan3› Cool

(14:22) ‹daved and confused› those r white ppl

(14:23) ‹CorneliusB› great job nick

(14:24) ‹daved and confused› LOL

(14:31) ‹SandDanz› what a set up

(14:44) ‹SandDanz› you're missing an antler :P

(14:49) ‹CorneliusB› We should have a show of just the batman video

(14:52) ‹CorneliusB› And rerun

(14:59) ‹daved and confused› hehehee

(15:04) ‹SandDanz› i wanna see the yak cartoon!!!

(15:09) ‹CorneliusB› I put a pipe cleaner thruogh your son's ear and it came out of the other ear

(15:14) ‹NickYak› 'LMAO doc

(15:15) ‹daved and confused› kids stay in skool

(15:18) ‹Cornietta› Dr. Death rulz

(15:18) ‹CorneliusB› I'm dying to read that book

(15:49) ‹swaney3› Who ;ives long enough to review ?

(15:59) ‹SandDanz› i hate those kinds o piercings... ugh

(16:02) ‹SandDanz› of*

(16:36) ‹SandDanz› ouch

(16:42) ‹rexteb› Corny got sick

(16:48) ‹daved and confused› hes sportin the wife beater...helllarious

(16:48) ‹rexteb› he's barfing

(16:49) ‹swaney3› Guaging....

(16:52) ‹Leviathan3› Will those holes ever close??

(17:00) ‹swaney3› Nope...

(17:02) ‹bootz› nothing like having saggy south american ears when you hit 60

(17:09) ‹SandDanz› hell, i have regular piercings and they never close even

(17:26) ‹NickYak› lol

(17:33) ‹swaney3› Where are your pircings sandz?

(17:44) ‹SandDanz› *shakes head* my ears swaney :P

(17:52) ‹rexteb› ha

(17:56) ‹NickYak› lol

(18:00) ‹swaney3› Thats what I would have guessed...

(18:02) ‹NickYak› Did he get a Heston tat?

(18:05) ‹bootz› where else sand?

(18:11) ‹SandDanz› that's all

(18:16) ‹rexteb› ha

(18:22) ‹bootz› hmmm would you get more?

(18:33) ‹SandDanz› if i ever flatten my tummy out, my belly button

(18:56) ‹swaney3› I would tatoo on a longer organ if I knew how...

(18:59) ‹Cornietta› Humans sabotage our ape network

(19:18) ‹bootz› i like to tattoo monkies

(19:19) ‹SandDanz› swaney - try doing it when you are aroused... that should help :p

(19:30) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda has a tattoo of Jeff strand's face

(19:30) ‹SandDanz› i could never get a tattoo

(19:36) ‹swaney3› it's so hard to tell the difference

(19:38) ‹SandDanz› lol cornietta!!!

(19:44) ‹SandDanz› sorry swaney

(19:49) ‹swaney3› :(

(20:03) ‹bootz› cheap chick , penny slot

(20:07) ‹SandDanz› was it a rose?

(20:51) ‹SandDanz› LMAO

(21:01) ‹bootz› lol

(21:12) ‹SandDanz› yours are on your arms :P

(21:30) ‹SandDanz› g'night Jim!!! *hugs*

(21:33) ‹NickYak› Later SHARKY!!!!

(21:44) ‹Cornietta› bye bye Jimbo

(21:47) ‹swaney3› ltr dude..

(21:57) ‹Leviathan3› Later everyone!!!!

(22:51) ‹SandDanz› lol

(23:01) ‹SandDanz› Cornietta - is Corny comin' back?

(23:09) ‹Cornietta› he's having internet troubles

(23:14) ‹swaney3› Please show the preview for Zombie Strippers once more..

(23:16) ‹SandDanz› ah

(23:18) ‹SandDanz› speak of the devil

(23:21) ‹Cornietta› he's trying get back on

(23:26) ‹SandDanz› night PCdoc

(23:26) ‹CorneliusB› goodnight

(23:31) ‹Cornietta› goodnite sir

(23:32) ‹NickYak› nite

(23:32) ‹davidusmontoyacus› night

(23:42) ‹CorneliusB› goodnight god

(23:48) ‹swaney3› Thank You...

(24:03) ‹SandDanz› you should use more soap

(24:06) ‹Cornietta› And yet I don't....hahahaha

(24:56) ‹CorneliusB› where did chris ramone go?

(25:00) ‹NickYak› Corn---Chris just called me---I'm taking him to counseling tomorrow---he can't believe an APE pisses him off so much!

(25:04) ‹CorneliusB› born and bred

(25:05) ‹NickYak› (j/k)

(25:05) ‹swaney3› I think thats Carney Nebraska

(25:14) ‹bootz› lol

(25:25) ‹CorneliusB› I'm glad Chris is going to counseling. he has anger issues. LOL

(25:27) ‹Cornietta› Chris is having a key party with his kids' friends parents

(25:39) ‹NickYak› :P

(25:41) ‹CorneliusB› Chris is having a key party with some kids!!

(25:48) ‹swaney3› Jenna is Hot..

(25:50) ‹CorneliusB› I gotta see this one

(25:59) ‹SandDanz› i forgot nick... was going to pop into my library with the cam tonight... part of the room can be shown ;)

(26:23) ‹Cornietta› I want to see the part that can't be shown

(26:29) ‹rexteb› she had to...to pay for her vaginal lift

(26:33) ‹NickYak› LOL

(26:35) ‹SandDanz› not tonight... it's a mess... that's why i'm not showing it!

(26:39) ‹bootz› she was paying for her a cup reduction

(26:48) ‹NickYak› Nah---people wanna see her 69ing

(26:52) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda doesn't want anyone to see her sex dungeon

(26:53) ‹NickYak› not killing ghouls

(27:06) ‹swaney3› Ive already seen that ...

(27:06) ‹davidusmontoyacus› jenna jameson bridges the gap between our generations.

(27:08) ‹SandDanz› i don't have a basement here unfortunately ;)

(27:13) ‹NickYak› lol david

(27:28) ‹bootz› opening a dungeon sand?

(27:36) ‹SandDanz› maybe... if you'll work there for me

(27:50) ‹Cornietta› Jenna was very good in I dream of Jenna

(27:50) ‹bootz› hmmm

(28:01) ‹bootz› no gimpsuits and ok

(28:01) ‹swaney3› If that idiot who played olize oil and starred in the shining can do it than Jenna Jameson can to...

(28:05) ‹rexteb› Tracy Lords had to come back to porn when she turned the ripe old age of 16

(28:08) ‹CorneliusB› They can act like they're coming

(28:09) ‹SandDanz› you can pick your outfit ;)

(28:14) ‹SandDanz› but i like the one from that pic :D

(28:32) ‹CorneliusB› HAHAHAHA

(28:33) ‹rexteb› well fuck me

(28:35) ‹bootz› i shiny pants?

intermission ‹swaney3› I just saw Tracy Lord in Meathole... Very talented.

(29:08) ‹Cornietta› That sounds very holesome

(29:13) ‹rexteb› haha

(29:18) ‹CorneliusB› Does that mean Tracy is back in porn??

(29:24) ‹SandDanz› yay

(29:29) ‹CorneliusB› Not On This Earth

(29:35) ‹davidusmontoyacus› awkward

(29:40) ‹Cornietta› She has a great sneer

(29:50) ‹CorneliusB› Yeah I like her sneer

(30:00) ‹CorneliusB› Ashlyn Gere has a great sneer too

(30:02) ‹rexteb› holy crrrap woman

(30:10) ‹CorneliusB› Where are my books???

(30:12) ‹Cornietta› Sandz is drunk

(30:13) ‹NickYak› (((mama))))

(30:15) ‹NickYak› WOW

(30:26) ‹CorneliusB› Great Camerawork, Rhonda. Are you epileptic?

(30:29) ‹PublicityMama› Hi ((Nick)) ((SandDanz)))

(30:30) ‹davidusmontoyacus› ROCK ON!

(30:31) ‹swaney3› yes she is.. she cried because her husband who is in the business was doing scenes with youngsters behind her back... Vert touching... it was like opra with anal..

(30:33) ‹NickYak› lol

(30:38) ‹Cornietta› Cornelius has just as many books, but they are in boxes

(30:42) ‹SandDanz› lol... true

(30:46) ‹rexteb› {{{ MAMA }}}

(30:47) ‹SandDanz› {{{{{MAMA}}}}}

(30:53) ‹PublicityMama› ((Rex))

(31:01) ‹SandDanz› Corny - LOTS of horror behind me

(31:03) ‹PublicityMama› Just chillin a little

(31:09) ‹bootz› if you ever move , i'm sick that week sand

(31:14) ‹SandDanz› I tried emailing Jeff to get him back in here, but didn't work :(

(31:18) ‹SandDanz› lol bootz... everyone is

(31:30) ‹Cornietta› you broke your restraining order

(31:46) ‹SandDanz› what part david?

(31:57) ‹CorneliusB› I caused yesterday's earthquake, with my special EarthQuake Machine!

(32:00) ‹NickYak› cool

(32:02) ‹NickYak› lol

(32:09) ‹NickYak› haha

(32:15) ‹SandDanz› lol

(32:21) ‹rexteb› hahahahahahahaha

(32:21) ‹SandDanz› David - where are you coming to visit?

(32:22) ‹CorneliusB› Do you take a lot of drugs?

(32:59) ‹CorneliusB› YES NEW YORK!

(33:04) ‹davidusmontoyacus› Yeah. I want to go to one in New York.

(33:23) ‹SandDanz› psst... David - look up

(33:30) ‹swaney3› Im drunk and going to bed... Later, Great shows Nick.

(33:33) ‹Cornietta› we come to NY every year

(33:34) ‹SandDanz› night swaney

(33:43) ‹rexteb› good idea

(33:47) ‹swaney3› Later all..........

(33:48) ‹davidusmontoyacus› What am I looking up at?

(34:00) ‹SandDanz› i asked where you were traveling to in the midwest?

(34:01) ‹davidusmontoyacus› Oh...I'm going to Indiana for MoCon and some other convention.

(34:07) ‹SandDanz› what part of Indiana?

(34:11) ‹SandDanz› I live in Indiana

(34:12) ‹Cornietta› stop chugging that moonshine

(34:19) ‹CorneliusB› nik yak paddywack give a dog a bone

(34:32) ‹CorneliusB› goo'night

(34:35) ‹Cornietta› I hate him...who do I hate?

(34:38) ‹SandDanz› oh... is that the one in Indy?

(34:57) ‹SandDanz› 2 hours from me... tempting...

(35:05) ‹Cornietta› Nick is actually squiggy

(35:14) ‹Cornietta› from laverne and shirley

(35:15) ‹NickYak› squigging?

(35:20) ‹Cornietta› not many peoople know this

(35:31) ‹NickYak› LOL--oh---squiggy!!

(35:37) ‹CorneliusB› Nick you never told me you're Squiggy!

(35:43) ‹NickYak› shhhhhhhhhhhhh

(35:44) ‹CorneliusB› That's so cool!

(35:53) ‹Cornietta› No, Nick mamatas is squiggy

(36:13) ‹CorneliusB› What does it smell like?

(36:14) ‹davidusmontoyacus› Yay!

(36:33) ‹CorneliusB› David, you should publish stories by this writer named L. L. Soares, he's great

(36:51) ‹Cornietta› You should publish stories by Laura Cooney

(36:53) ‹davidusmontoyacus› I'm sending you Orpheus and the Pearl with the book I'm making you sign. And I love LL Soares, Corny.

(37:17) ‹rexteb› yes Corny..

(37:32) ‹SandDanz› i probably can't make it next week :(

(37:34) ‹Cornietta› I love the karaoke show

(37:40) ‹davidusmontoyacus› Yay!

(38:03) ‹SandDanz› too deep of a blowjob?

(38:04) ‹CorneliusB› Thanks, David. Laura Cooney is very good too

(38:17) ‹rexteb› SANDY!!!!!!!!!?????????????

(38:20) ‹davidusmontoyacus› I think she submitted something and I liked it.

(38:31) ‹CorneliusB› YOU WILL SING FOR ME

(38:32) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda please sing

(38:37) ‹rexteb› OMG!!! SANDY????

(38:43) ‹NickYak› lol

(38:43) ‹SandDanz› ?

(38:44) ‹rexteb› you filthy fingers

(39:04) ‹Cornietta› Rhonda you sound just like Mariah carey when you sing

(39:07) ‹SandDanz› filthy fingers?

(39:09) ‹CorneliusB› excuses excuses

(39:10) ‹rexteb› Rhonda was with me all weekend

(39:11) ‹rexteb› :)

(39:14) ‹SandDanz› lol

(39:47) ‹CorneliusB› Sandz you rock

(39:59) ‹CorneliusB› I can't stay up late on Mondays. I have a job

(40:05) ‹SandDanz› so do i

(40:11) ‹Cornietta› Cornelius has to plan his takeover of the earth on mondays

(40:32) ‹NickYak› 25 secs

(40:46) ‹davidusmontoyacus› g'night all!

(40:59) ‹Cornietta› please sandz

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