1. intermission Darth Sonik Game Pitch?
  2. intermission Darth Sonik Is that the Dave Perry thing?
  3. intermission TigerClaw its basically finallist who pitch ideas for new games and the best one wins I guess
  4. intermission allgamesTV yes
  5. (00:02) Tedakin allgames, agi today?
  6. (00:08) TigerClaw there we go
  7. (00:19) allgamesTV later yes
  8. (00:20) cleft5 finally
  9. (00:32) allgamesTV how is the audio?
  10. (00:35) Tedakin is this scot or lawrence?
  11. (00:37) TigerClaw the audio is fine
  12. (00:41) cleft5 sounds decent
  13. (00:44) allgamesTV sclawrence
  14. (00:54) allgamesTV scot
  15. (02:06) Decipher test
  16. (02:26) Decipher ah good.. I thought this code of conduct BS was blocking me out of chat
  17. (02:33) Darth Sonik I Dave Perrys Game pitch thing on jillio's cast yesterday...they sucked. Is this a final of that.
  18. (02:53) Darth Sonik appears so
  19. (03:25) cleft5 so basically dave perry is going to listen to a bunch of ideas and steal the best one
  20. (03:38) Tedakin dave perry is gonna pick jillio and she didnt even enter
  21. (03:56) cleft5 lol
  22. (04:01) Decipher a game about Canoes? pass
  23. (04:15) Blindside are you serious?
  24. (04:18) Daz_Genetic Booooooo
  25. (04:23) Blindside if i want to camp ill drive to the mountains
  26. (04:31) cleft5 three levels in a game, how hardcore
  27. (04:31) Darth Sonik these all suck fyi
  28. (04:48) Blindside traps and mud?
  29. (04:57) Decipher um
  30. (05:02) Decipher going.. uh.. um..
  31. (05:03) Foodie_Monster you suck at pitching ideas, even if your idea is good. lol
  32. (05:04) Daz_Genetic I like the "Um" part of the game
  33. (05:06) cleft5 watchout for the bears, they will get you muddy
  34. (05:16) Decipher Um and UH!
  35. (05:16) Blindside lol
  36. (05:18) TigerClaw Ok, NEXT!
  37. (05:23) TigerClaw heh
  38. (05:23) allgamesTV can you see me behind her
  39. (05:25) allgamesTV lol
  40. (05:41) Decipher apparently UM is part of the judging as well
  41. (05:54) Blindside NO
  42. (05:58) Decipher No
  43. (06:10) cleft5 this is kind of pointless, any idea for a game can work its ultimately about the mechanics of the game
  44. (07:01) Blindside no
  45. (07:04) Blindside lol
  46. (07:05) Decipher haha feedback solo!
  47. (07:09) cleft5 lol
  48. (07:25) Daz_Genetic Yeah, I could get up an say that I want to make a photorealistic version of GTA for the Wii.. sounds like a good idea, but it's not possible
  49. (07:44) Blindside i think i saw this guy yesterday folding paper in the gamer lounge
  50. (07:54) Daz_Genetic Infected was a great game already
  51. (07:56) allgamesTV that isnt a good idea because its not new
  52. (08:01) cleft5 yeah exactly
  53. (08:08) Daz_Genetic It was an example
  54. (08:17) cleft5 this sounds like Infected and pikman
  55. (08:19) Blindside evolve? wow that almost sounds like spore
  56. (08:19) Decipher Spore?
  57. (08:25) Tedakin that canoe game is looking pretty awesome right now
  58. (08:28) Decipher What is this spore? lol
  59. (08:29) Blindside lol
  60. (08:29) allgamesTV lol
  61. (08:30) cleft5 lol
  62. (08:34) kdog96 lol
  63. (08:35) Blindside CANOES FTW
  64. (08:37) Daz_Genetic lol
  65. (08:53) Daz_Genetic Where are teh canoes in this game?
  66. (08:57) TigerClaw Scot, You shouldve entered and pitched Allgames: The Game idea. Unless you did before?
  67. (09:03) Foodie_Monster ALRIGHT?
  68. (09:12) Daz_Genetic Booooo
  69. (09:14) kdog96 A collective "MEH"
  70. (09:23) Decipher Humour the sucker! Come on!
  71. (09:31) allgamesTV my game idea is a game where people come up and pitch game ideas
  72. (09:33) Tedakin i should've pitched my movie/game "Pyromaniac Chainsaw Sluts from Castle Doomenstein"
  73. (09:48) Daz_Genetic LOL, they didn't even comment on it
  74. (09:59) Tedakin you play as a half woman, half cyborg with chainsaw jubblies
  75. (10:10) Blindside lol
  76. (10:11) Foodie_Monster It's called... The Agency
  77. (10:12) DerrickH 4 players? you wont beable to always find 4 people to play
  78. (10:17) Daz_Genetic Is this guy pitching the Agency
  79. (10:20) DerrickH No, I dont get the idea
  80. (10:35) cleft5 the Agency already coming out and I can be a spy in team fortress
  81. (10:40) Blindside ya
  82. (10:47) allgamesTV you guys are brutal
  83. (10:50) TigerClaw hes describing agent sam fisher
  84. (10:53) DerrickH Is this a top down sprite based game?
  85. (10:58) Blindside lol
  86. (11:01) Foodie_Monster This one I kinda like, but wasn't done already?
  87. (11:03) cleft5 lol
  88. (11:10) DerrickH He should have practiced this read through
  89. (11:11) Tedakin yeah i like the sabotage thing
  90. (11:25) DerrickH So you cant play it single player?
  91. (11:44) DerrickH And if you only have 2 people playing, isnt it just a team kill?
  92. (11:50) Decipher this guy actually prepared a little.. wow
  93. (11:59) Daz_Genetic Wii?
  94. (12:01) Tedakin if it were 2 players it wouldn't be hard to figure out the mole
  95. (12:04) Foodie_Monster Yeah, and the idea is kidna cool
  96. (12:04) cleft5 this sucks the least so far
  97. (12:07) DerrickH ouch, he left out the Wii...the biggest selling console of all time
  98. (12:17) Blindside so far this is in first place
  99. (12:18) Decipher not of all time
  100. (12:21) Blindside then we have canoes
  101. (12:24) Decipher fastest selling, maybe
  102. (12:28) DerrickH What technology is this built on?
  103. (12:31) Daz_Genetic DerrickH.. fastest, not biggest
  104. (12:33) Decipher but there are 120m PS2s out there
  105. (12:47) DerrickH infinite replay value?
  106. (12:51) cleft5 if I could be a double agent and use a canoe that would be gold
  107. (12:55) Decipher buzz words!
  108. (13:04) Blindside worst mc ever
  109. (13:09) Daz_Genetic I still think Canoes are overlooked this generation
  110. (13:19) DerrickH Dark Spectrum?
  111. (13:20) cleft5 next gen canoes FTW
  112. (13:28) DerrickH So just 4 colors?
  113. (13:34) Daz_Genetic Canoe Hero.. Wireless Paddle controllers
  114. (13:39) Blindside lol
  115. (13:41) DerrickH He fails already
  116. (13:41) Decipher this guy looks like he's about to piss himself
  117. (13:46) Darth Sonik Jillio just caught that tshirt
  118. (13:48) cleft5 lol
  119. (13:59) Daz_Genetic Noone care
  120. (14:04) Darth Sonik well wrestled for it
  121. (14:10) Foodie_Monster He is making RPG gamers like me look bad. Wait, worse. lol. We are already bad on our own.
  122. (14:15) RandMC_ An Inconvient Truth the RPG
  123. (14:23) cleft5 actually this ideas is kind of interesting
  124. (14:31) cleft5 idea*
  125. (14:36) Foodie_Monster Can you pitch a MORE generic idea?
  126. (14:36) Daz_Genetic It's a story idea, not a game idea
  127. (14:40) Blindside rpg = very hard to pitch
  128. (14:45) Decipher I lost interest
  129. (14:56) Foodie_Monster *I* lost interest, and I have an RPG show man.
  130. (15:10) cleft5 obviously this is turn based or so such crap, but the idea is cool
  131. (15:14) DerrickH bunny rabbit?
  132. (15:15) Foodie_Monster Can't say I could do better, but not all critics are creators anyway.
  133. (15:26) Decipher teach a village to eat.. wow
  134. (15:34) DerrickH its not a game, its a stroy for a shitty movie on the scifi channel
  135. (15:43) Blindside lol
  136. (15:43) RandMC_ lol
  137. (15:59) Blindside how did he go from bunnies to vampires?
  138. (15:59) Daz_Genetic Made for TV premiere
  139. (16:02) cleft5 how does the first two people even get compared to this guys decent idea
  140. (16:15) DerrickH NEXT!
  141. (16:16) Foodie_Monster By mashign together EVERY rpg cliché into one,Blindside.
  142. (16:20) DerrickH Where's the gong?
  143. (16:23) Decipher 3
  144. (16:27) Blindside lol
  145. (16:42) TigerClaw This has gota be the longest game pitch
  146. (16:48) allgamesTV pitching games is hard
  147. (16:58) Foodie_Monster Yea, that's true.
  148. (17:00) Decipher lol
  149. (17:04) cleft5 funny thing is that guy idea was more orginal then the latest final fantasy
  150. (17:11) Blindside aka spore
  151. (17:14) Decipher Evolution.. sport
  152. (17:15) cleft5 lol
  153. (17:15) Decipher er
  154. (17:18) Decipher spore
  155. (17:19) Decipher lol
  156. (17:20) Daz_Genetic My game idea.. is take pong.. add in about 100 polygons to make the paddles look like rackets.. and release it on the Wii
  157. (17:21) DerrickH Evolution? isnt that already a game?
  158. (17:42) cleft5 daz thats Wii Sports
  159. (17:43) Foodie_Monster This guy knows how to speak. That's already a plus.
  160. (17:51) RandMC_ Fable
  161. (18:10) Decipher I feel like I'm back in High School and these people want to be class president
  162. (18:15) cleft5 this is a modified Oblivion
  163. (18:20) Daz_Genetic My new idea is take 5 games.. strip them down to the most basic elements.. and release them with an extra controller.. That hasn't been done before
  164. (18:37) DerrickH Here's my real game idea. Its pong, but with weapons. The catch is, you dont have any weapons, the balls have the weapons. And the longer you play, the more powerful the balls weapons get.
  165. (18:40) Decipher use it or lose it!
  166. (18:45) cleft5 Daz that is also WiiSports
  167. (18:54) DerrickH I'm gonna call it, Revenge of the Ball
  168. (19:09) TigerClaw oh btw DerrickH, You finished editing your latest episode of hte dtm racing series?
  169. (19:12) Daz_Genetic Use it or Lose it, is an awesome name for this game
  170. (19:15) Foodie_Monster I like this one a lot actually.
  171. (19:22) Foodie_Monster That was the best so far.
  172. (19:25) Decipher could work
  173. (19:29) Decipher definitly
  174. (19:32) Decipher +e
  175. (19:32) Foodie_Monster It had a polished idea, for sure.
  176. (19:33) DerrickH No. I was sick today(still am) so it wont be up till tommorrow
  177. (19:42) TigerClaw oh ok
  178. (19:54) cleft5 of course they are taking notes, how else can they steal their ideas
  179. (19:59) Decipher lol
  180. (20:01) Foodie_Monster lol cleft6
  181. (20:03) Foodie_Monster er 5
  182. (20:09) Blindside an emo game?
  183. (20:09) cleft5 lol
  184. (20:12) Daz_Genetic an Op11 game
  185. (20:20) Blindside lol
  186. (20:21) Decipher Next christmas we'll see everyone of those on the shelves.. mostly by the shitty studios
  187. (20:21) DerrickH BOOOO!!!
  188. (20:26) Blindside LOL
  189. (20:27) cleft5 NEXT
  190. (20:28) DerrickH Buzz words
  191. (20:33) DerrickH Fuck buzz words
  192. (20:40) cleft5 lol
  193. (20:45) DerrickH I WTF?
  194. (20:45) Daz_Genetic I thought it was glass cutters
  195. (20:57) Decipher mark ecko's game already did graffiti
  196. (21:09) Foodie_Monster Evolution wins.
  197. (21:14) TigerClaw window cutters?
  198. (21:15) cleft5 is the expansion to this going to be emo cutters
  199. (21:20) Decipher window cutting would never make it to market.. endorsing permanent graffiti
  200. (21:21) TigerClaw this guy is describing a minigame
  201. (21:25) Foodie_Monster But the judges might be too gay and choose the girl because she's a girl adn talked about the Wii.
  202. (21:35) Daz_Genetic This guy wins because I don't want to see what happens if he loses
  203. (21:36) Blindside all i heard was glass, cutters, and lost friends lol
  204. (21:38) TigerClaw oh wait, hes describing Mark Eco's Getting Up
  205. (21:39) DerrickH Why cant I name my character whatever the hell I want?
  206. (21:43) cleft5 lol
  207. (21:59) Decipher Why do I need to find clues to move on? Lame
  208. (22:03) DerrickH What if I dont want to 'experience' it? Can I just play the damn game?
  209. (22:22) cleft5 fat guy talks about takeout bag, surprise surprise
  210. (22:28) Decipher Who the fuck carves conversations in graffiti, and leaves doggy bags full of food by their tags?
  211. (22:31) Daz_Genetic Interactive.. I wish more games were interactive
  212. (22:32) DerrickH Wow..interactive? in a game? incredible!
  213. (22:37) cleft5 lol
  214. (22:45) Foodie_Monster interactivity is an illusion, actually.
  215. (22:49) cleft5 next-gen interactive FTW
  216. (22:52) allgamesTV you see a chair, you push up on the directional pad
  217. (22:55) allgamesTV and you can sit
  218. (22:56) DerrickH Seriously, If I was in the audience, I'd either be laughing or heckling
  219. (23:02) cleft5 lol
  220. (23:12) Foodie_Monster You can't never be interactive because you are constrained to a universe created by someone, who didn't think of all your possible reactions.
  221. (23:22) Decipher this is really convoluted
  222. (23:23) Daz_Genetic New drinking game.. drink every time you hear the word experience
  223. (23:25) Foodie_Monster So your interactivty is as limited as the creator's mind. So it's not truly interactive.
  224. (23:31) Blindside haha
  225. (23:37) cleft5 lol
  226. (23:48) Blindside this guy really needs to untuck his shirt
  227. (23:50) allgamesTV you see a table, you push down on the directional pad, and you can eat on it
  228. (24:01) cleft5 lol
  229. (24:08) Daz_Genetic If he untucks.. you may see some plumbers crack
  230. (24:08) Decipher you see a takeout bag, you press A, and you eat the contents
  231. (24:12) Blindside lol
  232. (24:15) cleft5 lol
  233. (24:33) Decipher who the hell leaves takeout lying around?
  234. (24:38) DerrickH Dave Perry is thinking 'Whew..my job is safe for another 10 years'
  235. (24:47) Decipher Evolution FTW
  236. (24:52) allgamesTV you see a girl, you push right on the directional pad, and you can kiss it
  237. (24:53) Daz_Genetic who they hell woudl eat some random takeout food sitting aroudn in a bag
  238. (25:01) Blindside that guy
  239. (25:03) Decipher it's the only one that sounded like a marketable game
  240. (25:23) Decipher Evolution ftmfw
  241. (25:25) Daz_Genetic I'm not voting for it till he changes the name to "Use it or Lose it"
  242. (25:43) Decipher yeah, that's a good name
  243. (25:48) cleft5 I though right on the directional pad hit her
  244. (25:52) cleft5 hits*
  245. (25:55) DerrickH Fat chick vs Nerd
  246. (26:00) DerrickH Fat Chick!
  247. (26:00) cleft5 thought*
  248. (26:04) Blindside lol
  249. (26:04) Daz_Genetic Unibrow won
  250. (26:21) Decipher wow this is so well organized...
  251. (26:23) Decipher not
  252. (26:30) DerrickH Double Agent will win
  253. (26:32) allgamesTV im behind the guy
  254. (26:33) Foodie_Monster It's between Double Agent and Evolution.
  255. (26:37) Blindside eww
  256. (26:40) Daz_Genetic Booooo
  257. (26:42) Foodie_Monster But Evolution seems much more original than Double Agent.
  258. (26:52) Decipher I abstain
  259. (26:54) Blindside lol
  260. (26:55) Foodie_Monster lol
  261. (26:59) cleft5 bs
  262. (27:28) Blindside EMO
  263. (27:29) allgamesTV this has all the markings of the special olympics
  264. (27:30) Foodie_Monster window cutting lol
  265. (27:33) DerrickH I'm gonna laught when no one claps
  266. (27:40) Decipher lol "in the style of" = rip off
  267. (27:48) Daz_Genetic lol
  268. (27:56) Daz_Genetic What!
  269. (28:01) Foodie_Monster lol "can't decide"
  270. (28:10) Decipher Christopher! yay
  271. (28:10) DerrickH He influenced the vote
  272. (28:14) DerrickH I caught that
  273. (28:26) allgamesTV omg the cutter guy just pulled out a metal pipe
  274. (28:31) Decipher it's Zeldagate all over
  275. (28:31) DerrickH lol
  276. (28:35) Blindside wtf?
  277. (28:37) cleft5 lol
  278. (28:44) Daz_Genetic Fucking Beth is gonna win because E for All is full of shitty casual gamers
  279. (28:44) allgamesTV he just hit christopher on the head
  280. (28:49) Decipher camera.. too.. close
  281. (28:53) Foodie_Monster lol wtf
  282. (28:57) DerrickH CLAP!
  283. (28:58) Decipher danm
  284. (29:03) Decipher DOuble agent wins
  285. (29:19) Foodie_Monster they are crappy clappers.
  286. (29:27) cleft5 who idea will they steal, lets watch and see.
  287. (29:28) Decipher Use It Or Lose It!!!
  288. (29:39) Decipher damn
  289. (29:45) Decipher Double agent ftl
  290. (29:45) Foodie_Monster Bullshit
  291. (29:49) Decipher BS
  292. (29:53) allgamesTV christopher has cut himself off stage
  293. (29:54) Foodie_Monster Evolution was superior.
  294. (29:59) allgamesTV and is dying his hair jet black
  295. (30:01) cleft5 lol
  296. (30:03) Daz_Genetic Leave the stage
  297. (30:08) Foodie_Monster Christopher, ask the fat dude for some window cutting shards!
  298. (30:10) Decipher BOOOOooooo
  299. (30:24) Decipher Scot: Tell Christopher we wanted him to win!
  300. (30:34) DerrickH You win...a signed copy of Earthworm Jim for the Genesis!
  301. (30:51) Decipher He deserves to know he won in this room
  302. (30:55) Daz_Genetic LOL Derrick
  303. (31:03) Blindside what game won?
  304. (31:08) Decipher Double Agent
  305. (31:09) Daz_Genetic Double Agenet
  306. (31:11) Blindside ah
  307. (31:19) Blindside what he win?
  308. (31:24) Decipher so what were the Judges for?
  309. (31:25) cleft5 yeah let christopher know he should have won, but be glad he didn't because now there is less of a chance his idea will get stole the judges
  310. (31:35) Daz_Genetic An all access pass to a real show with actual industry people
  311. (31:40) Blindside lol
  312. (31:43) cleft5 by*
  313. (31:47) Blindside i could have gotten that for free
  314. (31:51) Foodie_Monster Scot, seriously, tell Chrisptoher if you can that there were people here rooting for him, his idea was superior.
  315. (31:52) DerrickH Glass Cutter guy just stole Dave Perry's car!
  316. (32:00) Decipher oh snap!
  317. (32:15) cleft5 lol
  318. (32:20) Daz_Genetic Glass cutter is off to get some of those friends he was talking about.
  319. (32:24) Blindside they did have some really cool merch
  320. (32:32) Decipher wow.. she really does have das unibrow
  321. (32:39) DerrickH No, the Double Agent was the best..and it still kinda sucked
  322. (32:41) MrDaBucket o_o
  323. (32:45) MrDaBucket wtf is this?
  324. (32:46) cleft5 lol
  325. intermission Daz_Genetic But he got distracted by a baggie of fast food laying around
  326. intermission Decipher haha
  327. intermission Blindside LOL
  328. intermission kdog96 LOL
  329. intermission DerrickH lol
  330. intermission Foodie_Monster LOL
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