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THEE MORNING DUMP(GREEN METAL EDITION) (40:59)

IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP AND SMELL THE LOVELY AROMA OF ALICE IN WONDERLAND HERE AT THE CARROLL/COOK ABODE IN THE CAPITOL OF THE USSA,WASHINGTON DC,AGAIN...

JOIN ME,AND MY GOOD FRIEND THE MAD HATTER FOR SOME COFFEE AND TEA ON ME KNEE GEE?

I CAN RYHME BITCHSLAP WITH ONE TOE A TAPPIN' ONE BEAT AND ME TONGUE FLAPPIN' LIKE A PIECA MEAT,SIR.

IF YOU WISH TO CONTACT MY LAWYER FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT,THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL,SIR.

ALIENS ONLY EXIST IN BOOKS AND CARTOONS MADE BY DRUG ADDICTS OR NE'ERDOWELLS WHO WISH TO ASSAULT YOUR PRECIOUS HUMAN BRAINS WITH GOBBLEDYGOOK AND CONSPIRACY THEORY TOWER OF BABEL HOLY SHIT ON A CANDLESTICK FROM SATAN'S MENORRAH COLLECTION,BATMAN.....IT'S THE JOKER LIVE ON CAM TONIGHT,BATMAN!!!!!...

WTF IS THE JOKER DOING OUT OF PRISON AGAIN?

AND HOW DID HE GET HIS AXE ON CAM SOMEHOW?

THIS IS MADNESS.

WITNESS ANOTHER CLASSIC DAIMON-ERRIFIC MELTDOWN,AS HIS NECK PAIN INCREASES AND HIS EYES BURN WITH THE FIRES OF HADES ITSELF,OR SO IT SEEMS BEHIND HIS BLUE EYES.....

WHERE'S KEITH MOON WHEN YOU NEED HIM MOST?

DEAD,OF COURSE,LIKE MOST OF THE GREATS ALONG THE WAY....

LIKE I WILL BE SOON WHEN MY FIRST HEART ATTACK ARRIVES WHEN I AM SITTING PATIENTLY IN A CHAIR,WAITING FOR SLEEP TO COME,LIKE MY DEAR FRIEND,PAUL VINCENT RAVEN.

THIS COULD VERY WELL BE THE FINAL BROADCAST THAT THIS WEIRD SOUNDMAGICK GUY DOES ON WWW.OPERATOR11.COM FOR A VERY LONG TIME.

BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT WORK TO DO,IN ORDER TO BRING MY STUPID BAND TO LIFE.

EVERYONE'S ASLEEP OR AT WORK IT SEEMS,AGAIN.
SO I GOTTA DO IT ALL MYSELF.
I'M USED TO IT,IM AN ARIES.
ARIES ARE BORN LEADERS.
THOMAS JEFFERSON WAS A FREEMASON.
DUH.
PAUL RAVEN WAS 33RD DEGREE.
I'M JUST A FILTH PIG WHO BITCHSLAPS OTHER HARD WORKING MUSICIAN'S EFFORTS ON THE TOUCH SCREEN AND WISHES I WAS POWERFUL ENOUGH TO GET MY AXE TO MAKE A SOUND THAT I CAN ENJOY LISTENING TO FOR HOURS LIKE IN THE OLDEN DAYS OF 2006.

PARDON MY FEEDBACK,FOLKS.
IT HAPPENS TO BE MY OWN PERSONAL VOCAL FEEDBACK AND IT IS MUSIC TO MY BASS-FACE EARS TO BE ABLE TO BLOW OUT PEOPLE'S EARDRUMMZ WITH ME VOCAL CORDS AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT BECAUSE HUMANS DON'T REALLY NEED EARS TO LIVE PROPERLY.

JUST ASK VINCENT VAN GOGH,ANOTHER INFAMOUS ARIES LIKE MYSELF....

HE'S DEAD THOUGH,LIKE RAVEN,SO DON'T BE SURPRISED IF VINCENT WON'T ANSWER YOUR RIDDLES UNLESS YOU CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THE DEAD LIKE I PRETEND TO.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS,ONLY FALSE HUMAN HALLUCINATIONS AND NERVE/BRAIN DISORDERS.

DON'T TRY TO CONVINCE ME ALL THIS MAGICK STUFF IS REAL.

BECAUSE I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IT IS ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS.

MAGICK DOESN'T EXIST.
ONLY DRAMA AND POLITICS AND TOILETS.

DON'T FORGET TO FLUSH!!!!
IT'S RUDE TO LEAVE SHIT LAYIN' AROUND FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO SEE AND SMELL WITH THEIR WEBCAMS.

SOUNDMA...US

NOMAD23=SMITH +WESSON OIL?

WTF

WHERE AM I?
WHO'S THIS JOKER CHARACTER?

HE'S A GOOD GUY,RIGHT?

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• Aired: on Feb 22nd at 5:10 am
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• Participants: 2
• Filed Under: Pets & Animals
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"PAUL VINCENT RAVEN R.I.P. 1961-2007"

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